Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
America’s Foremost Expert on Snack Cakes.
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Mitch Blum
@mitchblum.bsky.social
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I think I’m going to listen to every Prince album in order. 40 studio albums, many of them triples. Definitely some rough stretches to power through but eye will do it 4 U.
An unexpected funeral means I have to bail on Saturday night Goosemas, if anyone needs tix or an $800 room at the Omni. Let me know before I cancel the room!
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
An unexpected funeral means I have to bail on Saturday night Goosemas, if anyone needs tix or an $800 room at the Omni. Let me know before I cancel the room!
I love a night where I’m 9:30 drunk at 5:30.
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love a night where I’m 9:30 drunk at 5:30.
It took us all weekend and 21 hours but we completed our Thanksgiving mission: beating Luigi’s Mansion 3.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It took us all weekend and 21 hours but we completed our Thanksgiving mission: beating Luigi’s Mansion 3.
“Strong floor no ceiling” sounds like we’re all sleeping on a dock
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Strong floor no ceiling” sounds like we’re all sleeping on a dock
The secret ingredient for the perfect north shore beef is tax evasion.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The secret ingredient for the perfect north shore beef is tax evasion.
Incredible how young these Stranger Things kids still look
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Incredible how young these Stranger Things kids still look
All Thanksgiving traditions are unique and special and valuable.
Except for calling stuffing “dressing”. That’s psychopath shit.
Except for calling stuffing “dressing”. That’s psychopath shit.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
All Thanksgiving traditions are unique and special and valuable.
Except for calling stuffing “dressing”. That’s psychopath shit.
Except for calling stuffing “dressing”. That’s psychopath shit.
Hitting Market Basket at 315 before Thanksgiving is like Level 33 Masshole behavior. LFG!
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hitting Market Basket at 315 before Thanksgiving is like Level 33 Masshole behavior. LFG!
Actually I disagree to disagree
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Actually I disagree to disagree
I’m gonna eat pie like a detective having breakfast at a diner.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m gonna eat pie like a detective having breakfast at a diner.
Is tomorrow going to be a golf day in Boston? Could it really be???
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is tomorrow going to be a golf day in Boston? Could it really be???
Basting my turkey in buccal fat this year. Soooo good.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Basting my turkey in buccal fat this year. Soooo good.
“The Keno Line” is how we differentiate real dive bars from gastropubs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“The Keno Line” is how we differentiate real dive bars from gastropubs.
I’d be impressed if Trump could green light a second season of “Terriers”
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’d be impressed if Trump could green light a second season of “Terriers”
Still punk, I say, after chewing on the good side of my mouth.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Still punk, I say, after chewing on the good side of my mouth.
Putting on my tuxedo and buying some cabbages for my Thanksgiving flight.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Putting on my tuxedo and buying some cabbages for my Thanksgiving flight.
Signora Doubtfiere!
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Signora Doubtfiere!
Watching the “American Revolution” is a great reminder that Massachusetts is “real America” and the grouchy spirit of the Masshole lives within us all.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Watching the “American Revolution” is a great reminder that Massachusetts is “real America” and the grouchy spirit of the Masshole lives within us all.
“Beignet” definitely sounds better than “plain donut”
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Beignet” definitely sounds better than “plain donut”
Huge miss by Ken Burns not giving every revolutionary a historically accurate Wahlberg accent.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Huge miss by Ken Burns not giving every revolutionary a historically accurate Wahlberg accent.
Wait, you’re telling me that the propaganda slop machine wasn’t full of real patriotic Americans???
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wait, you’re telling me that the propaganda slop machine wasn’t full of real patriotic Americans???
This year I finally execute my genius plan for Thanksgiving: all the sides but delicious fried chicken instead of turkey.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This year I finally execute my genius plan for Thanksgiving: all the sides but delicious fried chicken instead of turkey.
Bidet evangelists are the weirdest. You worry about your ass and let everyone else worry about their own asses.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bidet evangelists are the weirdest. You worry about your ass and let everyone else worry about their own asses.
@jvl.bsky.social no one likes to admit they’ve been conned. Isn’t the best message to convert MAGA “the old man was great but he’s lost it”. Give him the full Biden and give them an off-ramp.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@jvl.bsky.social no one likes to admit they’ve been conned. Isn’t the best message to convert MAGA “the old man was great but he’s lost it”. Give him the full Biden and give them an off-ramp.
I’ve kinda felt like I’ve known French my whole life from reading a lot of Gambit when I was a kid.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve kinda felt like I’ve known French my whole life from reading a lot of Gambit when I was a kid.