@mittenmaker.bsky.social
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January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Could make arguments either way on whether this is a direct violation of Article I, Sect. 10, Clause 3. Not that I oppose it. Time for states to start exercising authority in weird ways, regardless of whether they have such authority.
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Could make arguments either way on whether this is a direct violation of Article I, Sect. 10, Clause 3. Not that I oppose it. Time for states to start exercising authority in weird ways, regardless of whether they have such authority.
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live your life in such a way that you aren’t defending kidnapping a 5-year-old
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 AM
live your life in such a way that you aren’t defending kidnapping a 5-year-old
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That’s a weird way to say “blew out all the veins on his right hand so now he has to use the left for the injections that we refuse to admit he’s getting”
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 AM
That’s a weird way to say “blew out all the veins on his right hand so now he has to use the left for the injections that we refuse to admit he’s getting”
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You cannot trust anyone but Trump ..
It's hard to believe that people actually believe this fuckery
SMFH
It's hard to believe that people actually believe this fuckery
SMFH
January 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
You cannot trust anyone but Trump ..
It's hard to believe that people actually believe this fuckery
SMFH
It's hard to believe that people actually believe this fuckery
SMFH
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Shouldn't it be the
Trump-Epstein Department of Pedophile Protection?
Trump-Epstein Department of Pedophile Protection?
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Shouldn't it be the
Trump-Epstein Department of Pedophile Protection?
Trump-Epstein Department of Pedophile Protection?
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January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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I’m just glad the US military is finally focused on the real threats - Minnesota and Denmark.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I’m just glad the US military is finally focused on the real threats - Minnesota and Denmark.
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Over 200K Danish citizens signed a petition to buy California as a response to the orange felon’s hunt for Greenland.
The petition states that they’ll provide Californians with universal health care, fact-based politics, rule of law, lifetime supply of Danish pastries.
Love it.
The petition states that they’ll provide Californians with universal health care, fact-based politics, rule of law, lifetime supply of Danish pastries.
Love it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Over 200K Danish citizens signed a petition to buy California as a response to the orange felon’s hunt for Greenland.
The petition states that they’ll provide Californians with universal health care, fact-based politics, rule of law, lifetime supply of Danish pastries.
Love it.
The petition states that they’ll provide Californians with universal health care, fact-based politics, rule of law, lifetime supply of Danish pastries.
Love it.
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excellent work by @theonion.com this month
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
excellent work by @theonion.com this month