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MitziSiomara
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#SouthPark can you please make this into a T-shirt 😂👌🏽
July 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I will be referring to Trump as John Doe 174 moving forward.

#EpstineFiles #JohnDoe174
July 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m not arguing with Trump supporters no more. Like their source is literally Fox News and the Bible. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Man get yo mythology book outta here and pick up a science, history, and math book every now and then.

The only wall we need to build is between church & state.

#MAGAts #FuckMAGA
March 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My husband and I were playing would you love me if I was a worm 🐛. (He said he’d love me if I was a worm)

Him: ok but would you love me if I was a MAGAt?

lol Y’all I died 😂😂

Me: No

Him: that’s fair, I wouldn’t love me either.

Haha 🤣

#Magats #Worm
February 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Don’t talk to me about doing things “legally” when you elected a convicted Felon as your president!
February 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If I treated my ex Trump supporter friends how they’ve treated me as a DACA recipient.

“These Trump supporters are ALL Nazis, racist, selfish, felons, misogynistic, and murders with their guns. But not you Karen, you’re the exception. You deserve my friendship because you’re one of the good ones”
February 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When Christian republicans wanted their lord and savior Trump to be the second coming of Jesus but ordered it on Wish and got the Second coming of Hitler.

Thoughts and prayers for your food prices since y’all want to bite the hand that feeds you.

#UnitedLatinos #AbolishICE #Oppression
January 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When you’re playing Diablo with your fiancé and he makes fun of you for eating snacks with chop sticks because you don’t want to get the remote dirty and sticky.

Also have y’all tried these? They’re addicting 😋
June 30, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Look at my baby doggie! 😍
Loki went to the AWS office for the first time today, and even got his own badge! He was a good boi, and offered to eat any bugs we find in our code.
May 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Fiancé called me a female gym bro. 🤭
May 16, 2023 at 7:36 PM
~Analysis paralysis~

What would you do?

I want to be a mortgage broker to make commission on the side and build wealth slowly
And
I want to work on my startup so I can quit my job and change the world! See no income from it for some time but is promising.

Becomes overwhelmed and does neither. 😭
May 11, 2023 at 6:44 PM
We realized why it’s so hard for my fiancé and I to make friends. Because we’re what’s called “responsible drunks”. So when we look for friends we always find either the “I’m too responsible that I don’t drink” folks or the “I’m too drunk to be responsible” folks.
Where are my responsible drunks?
May 11, 2023 at 5:27 AM
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omg I forgot about this pic. ok last one I promise
April 30, 2023 at 6:01 AM
The goodest baby doggie ever! 🐶
timeline cleanse

this picture is amazing can we get Snoopy sponsored on dog food or wheelchairs or something??
April 30, 2023 at 5:56 AM
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🌽 + 🐶 = corn dog
April 25, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Blessing your timeline with my baby doggie! 💕😊
April 25, 2023 at 7:12 PM