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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 26

Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 19

Doc says I’ve got fish lung

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 16

China discovers stockpile of water

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 16

Man of letters: oh he gets sucked but not me?

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 16

Bros keeping his egg warm

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 16

The logical twins

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jul 14

Your movements remind me of lower animal

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jun 29

Keep climbing up the shop ladder to show off my new shoes

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jun 29

Fixing my culprit posture

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jun 29

My monks keep crashing out

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jun 27

My luxury mud

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jun 27

The 1,000 co worker choir

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Jun 8

My enemy: care for a delicious meal?

Me: how can I say no to such kindness

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · May 25

When you’ve studied clumps for over 50 years

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · May 25

Not going to look at clumps anymore

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · May 16

1 homer simpson vs 100 hittites

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · May 16

Promoted to commoner

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · May 2

Break curfew with me

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · May 2

Megaslum civilians love to be corralled

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Apr 10

One too many screw ups

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Apr 10

General: we’re making you commander
Me: ☺️
General: of outpost 1000…
Me: 😞

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Apr 10

They’ll let anyone be commander of outpost 1000

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Apr 8

I’ve been the subject of a grenade attack

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Apr 7

Tricking the computer

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Apr 7

You have failed to surrender

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