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Come in, the coffee is ready. Stop DMing me..I really am not interested.
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Wow.
Excellent work by Jayapal here
Jayapal asks Epstein survivors in hearing room to stand and raise hands if they still haven't been able to meet with Bondi's DOJ. Every single one of them doe. Jayapal then gives Bondi an opportunity to apologize. She responds by trying to attack Jayapal and Merrick Garland but doesn't apologize.
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Wow.
Love this:
"If you can overthink the worst why can't you overthink the best."
"If you can overthink the worst why can't you overthink the best."
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Love this:
"If you can overthink the worst why can't you overthink the best."
"If you can overthink the worst why can't you overthink the best."
what a great use of a sharpie..
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
what a great use of a sharpie..
We should rename the United States. Divided States of America. At least until we get a real President.
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
We should rename the United States. Divided States of America. At least until we get a real President.
We should all learn different languages and never speak English again. It’s the only way to be American.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
We should all learn different languages and never speak English again. It’s the only way to be American.
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Any update on President Maduro or is everyone distracted with all the other crazy shit Trump does?
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Any update on President Maduro or is everyone distracted with all the other crazy shit Trump does?
Hi..my name is MJ, and it’s been 360 days since my last Girl Scout cookie. My son walked in with a box of thin mints and I'm shaking. I need your support during this time.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hi..my name is MJ, and it’s been 360 days since my last Girl Scout cookie. My son walked in with a box of thin mints and I'm shaking. I need your support during this time.
I’m house sitting for my neighbor. Like literally in his house..sitting. The concept is kinda nice. He’s paying me to just watch TV. I found my calling. 😆
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I’m house sitting for my neighbor. Like literally in his house..sitting. The concept is kinda nice. He’s paying me to just watch TV. I found my calling. 😆
Won’t be long before the White House is named the Trump House.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Won’t be long before the White House is named the Trump House.
A woman is suing Meta/Google for her physical and emotional harm after becoming addicted to it. Same, but mine is cheese. 🧀 I think I have a case here..
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
A woman is suing Meta/Google for her physical and emotional harm after becoming addicted to it. Same, but mine is cheese. 🧀 I think I have a case here..
Someone asked me today:
”What did we do in the shower before phones were invented?“
Me: “My paper got wet and I had to blow dry the pages. It was a mess.”
”What did we do in the shower before phones were invented?“
Me: “My paper got wet and I had to blow dry the pages. It was a mess.”
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Someone asked me today:
”What did we do in the shower before phones were invented?“
Me: “My paper got wet and I had to blow dry the pages. It was a mess.”
”What did we do in the shower before phones were invented?“
Me: “My paper got wet and I had to blow dry the pages. It was a mess.”
If you’re reading this, just know that I wrote this just for you. You’re special. Don’t ever forget that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
If you’re reading this, just know that I wrote this just for you. You’re special. Don’t ever forget that.
Interpretation: The sex trafficker will say anything Trump wants if he lets her out.
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Interpretation: The sex trafficker will say anything Trump wants if he lets her out.
Why do my dumbest posts get the most attention? 😂 I guess I shouldn’t try so hard.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Why do my dumbest posts get the most attention? 😂 I guess I shouldn’t try so hard.
It’s Obama’s fault. If he wasn’t so goddamn handsome in a tan suit, we wouldn’t be so divided.
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It’s Obama’s fault. If he wasn’t so goddamn handsome in a tan suit, we wouldn’t be so divided.
Probably my biggest fault…
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Probably my biggest fault…
I think I’m going back to a home phone number and canceling my WiFi and streaming channels. Anyone wanna be penpals?
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I think I’m going back to a home phone number and canceling my WiFi and streaming channels. Anyone wanna be penpals?
I know this sounds crazy, but do you remember when we actually had leaders in office that were mature, kind, and intelligent? I miss that.
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I know this sounds crazy, but do you remember when we actually had leaders in office that were mature, kind, and intelligent? I miss that.
My latest aspiration is to be a sugar cane plant in Bad Bunny’s performance.
a man in a white shirt is singing into a microphone in front of a band
ALT: a man in a white shirt is singing into a microphone in front of a band
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February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
My latest aspiration is to be a sugar cane plant in Bad Bunny’s performance.
This year so far has been a trailer hitch to the shin.
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This year so far has been a trailer hitch to the shin.
Why do we give him any attention? Again…are we shocked? Meh
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Why do we give him any attention? Again…are we shocked? Meh
Who was the genius that injected acid on his penis for aerodynamics in skiing? Size actually does in fact matter..
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Who was the genius that injected acid on his penis for aerodynamics in skiing? Size actually does in fact matter..
It’s amazing that the most powerful are also the most insecure.
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It’s amazing that the most powerful are also the most insecure.
Have you watched “Our Oceans” narrated by President Obama on Netflix? Now imagine Trump narrating this? “These are the biggest and best whales..”
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Have you watched “Our Oceans” narrated by President Obama on Netflix? Now imagine Trump narrating this? “These are the biggest and best whales..”