MJ Huntsgood
@mjhuntsgood.bsky.social
vaccine scientist | speculative horror author | loser of various awards | published stories at: https://linktr.ee/mjhuntsgood | rep: Morgan Wilson @ Belcastro Literary | more info www.mjhuntsgood.com | pronouns gg/ez cause gender is a game I'm winning
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MJ Huntsgood
@mjhuntsgood.bsky.social
· May 20
What can you expect from my latest two projects?
🖤bad women
🖤social commentary
🖤internal conflict
🖤lgbt+ representation
🖤retro sci-fi
🖤love triangles
🖤bad women
🖤social commentary
🖤internal conflict
🖤lgbt+ representation
🖤retro sci-fi
🖤love triangles
an absolutely beautiful story! a must read!
“You name each shape in sing-song, asking me to play along, but it’s the summer before seventh grade and I’m too old for make-believe.”
Read my contest-winning story, “Lee Aeronautics,” here:
Read my contest-winning story, “Lee Aeronautics,” here:
Lee Aeronautics
On a lazy mayfly day, we sit on Grandpa Lee’s wrap-around porch, purple-tongued and sticky-fingered from the grape soda and teriyaki jerky he keeps in the pantry because they’re your favorites.&nbs…
flashfictionmagazine.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
an absolutely beautiful story! a must read!
I identify as spaghetti because I too appear straight until you get me hot, wet, and salty
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I identify as spaghetti because I too appear straight until you get me hot, wet, and salty
"Perfume is for women who need announcing." @aishatuado.bsky.social , in her latest work
Me, with eight bottles of Airelle Shoshanna's Monday because it's my "lucky scent": yes
Me, with eight bottles of Airelle Shoshanna's Monday because it's my "lucky scent": yes
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Perfume is for women who need announcing." @aishatuado.bsky.social , in her latest work
Me, with eight bottles of Airelle Shoshanna's Monday because it's my "lucky scent": yes
Me, with eight bottles of Airelle Shoshanna's Monday because it's my "lucky scent": yes
ELSA doesn't have a body. She's a camera. Locks. Walls. And a heart. A heart that can shatter.
Special thanks to 📸 dawnwilldraw for capturing this beautiful rendition of the difficult, dangerous, and delightful ELSA from my novel TIN HEART. #horror #horrorromance #scifi
Special thanks to 📸 dawnwilldraw for capturing this beautiful rendition of the difficult, dangerous, and delightful ELSA from my novel TIN HEART. #horror #horrorromance #scifi
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ELSA doesn't have a body. She's a camera. Locks. Walls. And a heart. A heart that can shatter.
Special thanks to 📸 dawnwilldraw for capturing this beautiful rendition of the difficult, dangerous, and delightful ELSA from my novel TIN HEART. #horror #horrorromance #scifi
Special thanks to 📸 dawnwilldraw for capturing this beautiful rendition of the difficult, dangerous, and delightful ELSA from my novel TIN HEART. #horror #horrorromance #scifi
do any other autistics hate the term "neurospicy" or am i just an unfun bitch
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
do any other autistics hate the term "neurospicy" or am i just an unfun bitch
my husband: who is Thomas?
me: it says "thanks"
me: it says "thanks"
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
my husband: who is Thomas?
me: it says "thanks"
me: it says "thanks"
It was eight btw and a threat that if they didn't I would go home and do it myself
Anyway I had minor surgery and I'm doing much better thank you.
Anyway I had minor surgery and I'm doing much better thank you.
it is not seven
how many doctors does it take to sort out a simple issue?
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It was eight btw and a threat that if they didn't I would go home and do it myself
Anyway I had minor surgery and I'm doing much better thank you.
Anyway I had minor surgery and I'm doing much better thank you.
"oh, what is MJ short for?"
"I'm actually 5'7."
"I'm actually 5'7."
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"oh, what is MJ short for?"
"I'm actually 5'7."
"I'm actually 5'7."
me, going through menopause: why would anyone fuck with their hormones unless their life was utterly miserable
them: to win sportsball
them: to win sportsball
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
me, going through menopause: why would anyone fuck with their hormones unless their life was utterly miserable
them: to win sportsball
them: to win sportsball
as a lifelong smoker who can't quit:
JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR EVERYONE
www.iflscience.com/worlds-first...
JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR EVERYONE
www.iflscience.com/worlds-first...
World’s First Generational Tobacco Ban Takes Effect For People Born After 2007
After a failed attempt in New Zealand, the Maldives has succeeded.
www.iflscience.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
as a lifelong smoker who can't quit:
JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR EVERYONE
www.iflscience.com/worlds-first...
JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR EVERYONE
www.iflscience.com/worlds-first...
"laid off" is just another term for full time writer
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"laid off" is just another term for full time writer
As many of you know, I don't believe in monetizing information.
I am offering some services for things that I am good at that I know are challenges for people.
Can't figure out a comp? Having a hard time making that first (or third) agent list? Let me help!
I am offering some services for things that I am good at that I know are challenges for people.
Can't figure out a comp? Having a hard time making that first (or third) agent list? Let me help!
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
As many of you know, I don't believe in monetizing information.
I am offering some services for things that I am good at that I know are challenges for people.
Can't figure out a comp? Having a hard time making that first (or third) agent list? Let me help!
I am offering some services for things that I am good at that I know are challenges for people.
Can't figure out a comp? Having a hard time making that first (or third) agent list? Let me help!
When I complained, the supervisor said to me, "Do you think you should call 911 for your 'Google searches'?"
I'm not calling for a new set of boxers, I'm calling for 911.
I'm not calling for a new set of boxers, I'm calling for 911.
Called 911 tonight for a friend out of state having a heart attack over zoom.
"I need the number for 911 in their state," i said.
"Google it," the 911 operator said, before disconnecting.
The Germantown, MD 911 should be ashamed of themselves.
"I need the number for 911 in their state," i said.
"Google it," the 911 operator said, before disconnecting.
The Germantown, MD 911 should be ashamed of themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When I complained, the supervisor said to me, "Do you think you should call 911 for your 'Google searches'?"
I'm not calling for a new set of boxers, I'm calling for 911.
I'm not calling for a new set of boxers, I'm calling for 911.
Called 911 tonight for a friend out of state having a heart attack over zoom.
"I need the number for 911 in their state," i said.
"Google it," the 911 operator said, before disconnecting.
The Germantown, MD 911 should be ashamed of themselves.
"I need the number for 911 in their state," i said.
"Google it," the 911 operator said, before disconnecting.
The Germantown, MD 911 should be ashamed of themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Called 911 tonight for a friend out of state having a heart attack over zoom.
"I need the number for 911 in their state," i said.
"Google it," the 911 operator said, before disconnecting.
The Germantown, MD 911 should be ashamed of themselves.
"I need the number for 911 in their state," i said.
"Google it," the 911 operator said, before disconnecting.
The Germantown, MD 911 should be ashamed of themselves.
couples costume idea: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
couples costume idea: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
It's me, it's me! I'm one of the quarterfinalists!
Check out the first 500 words of THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW in Pulp Literature Press's First Cage Page!
Check out the first 500 words of THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW in Pulp Literature Press's First Cage Page!
Congrats to the Quarterfinalists of this year's First Page Cage Match! pulpliterature.com/the-2025-fir...
#writingcontest #novelcontest #literarycagematch
#writingcontest #novelcontest #literarycagematch
The 2025 First Page Cage Quarterfinalists - PULP Literature
Ever sit through the nerve-wracking experience of a live-action slush? Ever wonder what those editors were thinking?
pulpliterature.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's me, it's me! I'm one of the quarterfinalists!
Check out the first 500 words of THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW in Pulp Literature Press's First Cage Page!
Check out the first 500 words of THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW in Pulp Literature Press's First Cage Page!
I don't want to make you all jealous, but it only took me 5:36 to finish today's NYT mini today.
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I don't want to make you all jealous, but it only took me 5:36 to finish today's NYT mini today.
found out today that i wasn't invited into a "super secret writing discord" because I'm "too old"
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
found out today that i wasn't invited into a "super secret writing discord" because I'm "too old"
it is not seven
how many doctors does it take to sort out a simple issue?
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it is not seven
how many doctors does it take to sort out a simple issue?
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
how many doctors does it take to sort out a simple issue?
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
the answer is not six
let's see if it's seven
when the sequel doesn't make sense
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
when the sequel doesn't make sense
@acookiecrumble.bsky.social sends me this and says "we comfy"
i just think it's the cutest how all my sleepovers include knives and hearts
i just think it's the cutest how all my sleepovers include knives and hearts
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@acookiecrumble.bsky.social sends me this and says "we comfy"
i just think it's the cutest how all my sleepovers include knives and hearts
i just think it's the cutest how all my sleepovers include knives and hearts
order fries for lunch: "wow you sure love fried food."
order fruit for lunch: "are you trying to lose weight?"
i'm just trying to eat leave me alone.
order fruit for lunch: "are you trying to lose weight?"
i'm just trying to eat leave me alone.
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
order fries for lunch: "wow you sure love fried food."
order fruit for lunch: "are you trying to lose weight?"
i'm just trying to eat leave me alone.
order fruit for lunch: "are you trying to lose weight?"
i'm just trying to eat leave me alone.
why were you all not telling me about voice messages? they're like podcasts of my friends bitching about shit they're incredible
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
why were you all not telling me about voice messages? they're like podcasts of my friends bitching about shit they're incredible
Don't settle. Don't finish bad books. Skip the crappy looking movie for a fun one. Dump him if he doesn't make you happy. In your one precious life, save your heartbeats for the important stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Don't settle. Don't finish bad books. Skip the crappy looking movie for a fun one. Dump him if he doesn't make you happy. In your one precious life, save your heartbeats for the important stuff.