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"Someone’s switched all portraits with selfies, Sholmes"

"#Verve meets vanity, Hatson"

"But why?"

"To modernize history"

"Geriarty?"

"No, his intern. Geriarty prefers impressionism - of himself"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 2d

"The parrot won't stop reciting Shakespeare and swearing, Sholmes"

"Clearly trained by a #libertine with a flair for drama, Hatson"

"You think Geriarty's behind this?"

"If the bird quotes Hamlet and steals jewelry, it's always Geriarty"
#vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 4d

"Sholmes, two barbers are duelling with scissors"

"A #Clash of styles, Hatson"

"Is Geriarty involved?"

"Very likely. He's always cutting corners"
#vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 5d

Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 9d

Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 10d

"This document's ink is a #blur, Hatson"

"Leaky roof, Sholmes?"

"No, Geriarty cried all over it. Man gets emotional before robbing people"
#vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 11d

Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 11d

"All the clocks strike thirteen, Sholmes"

"A chronological #conundrum, Hatson"

"So who meses with time like this?"

"Geriarty. He loves to add an extra hour for crime"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 12d

"This diary is blank, Sholmes

"Geriarty's?"

"Yes"

"Then the ink is sublimated"

"Impossible"

"Not for Geriarty, Hatson.They’re his invisible confessions. Read by guilt, not eyes"
#vss365 #sublimate

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 13d

"Observe, Hatson. Every drawer here is intact, except the #escutcheon"

"Who on earth targets furniture jewelry, Sholmes?"

"Who else but Geriarty, the Picasso of pointless thefts"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 14d

Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends 💐💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 14d

"The whole crime scene stinks of onions, Sholmes"

"Under #scrutiny, the peels speak volumes, Hatson"

"Volumes of what?"

"Geriarty's plan. He plotted tears to blur witnesses' sight"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 15d

"The cat's meow is unusually #sonorous, Sholmes"

"Because Geriarty gave it voice lessons, Hatson"

"Why?"

"To out-sing evidence, obviously Hatson"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 16d

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 16d

"Every ladder in the library has vanished, Sholmes"

"Another #caprice, Hatson"

"But why?"

"So Geriarty can hog the top shelves"

"I think he's the only villain who steals knowledge vertically, Sholmes"

"Indeed, my friend"
#vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 18d

"All these cats are sitting in a perfect circle, Sholmes"

"A feline parliament, Hatson"

"And the tabby in the middle?"

"The #bellwether paw, Hatson…Geriarty's running a whiskered senate"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 18d

Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐

𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 19d

"The town clock chimes out dance music, Sholmes"

"Designed to encourage punctuality, Hatson"

"Or to confuse us?"

"Its Geriarty, Hatson.. He #reinvigorates disorder by the hour"
#vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 20d

"Someone replaced every umbrella with fishing rods, Sholmes"

"A clever swap, Hatson"

"#Perhaps a fisherman's protest?"

"No… it reeks of Geriarty"

"But why rods?"

"He's fishing for trouble, Hatson. And the city is the pond"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 22d

"Sholmes, the bakery walls are literally oozing dough"

"Classic #extrusion under yeast pressure, Hatson"

"So…a baking mishap?"

"Hardly,Hatson.Geriarty's the only man who kneads crime this passionately"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 23d

"Sholmes, the bakery's been robbed"

"Bread again,Hatson?"

"Worse. Their secret #stock of yeast"

"Good grief. Then the city will rise uncontrollably-just like Geriarty planned"

"He's fermenting trouble again?"

"Always, Hatson. Mischief is Geriarty’s daily bread"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 24d

"Sholmes, every teapot in the house is whistling the same tune"

"A curious #synthesis of melody and mischief, Hatson"

"You suspect Geriarty?"

"Naturally. He prefers his plots served piping hot"
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 25d

"Good heavens, Sholmes"

"What now,Hatson?"

"A tunnel under the laundry room"

"Its obvious...socks #conspire for freedom"

"But the ringleader?"

"Who else,Hatson-Geriarty, warden of wayward hosiery"
#vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 25d

Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐

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