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MKC
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Political dilettante. Reader of books. Lover of bread. Not a wizard. Wizard.
Farage plans to make scampi-fries 10p cheaper by removing the triple-lock and raising the state pension according to his horoscope.
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Reform person: ‘TWO MILLION IMMIGRANTS LANDED HERE AARGGH’

Sane person: ‘Of which 95% of them had student and work visas…..and it was never two million’

‘AAARRGGH AAARGHH’
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Ivan Goncharov was the best Russian writer of yore. Pushkin, Turgenev, Dostoyevsky et al were all brilliant, but not Goncharov brilliant.
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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This is what’s known as dodgy as fuck…

Farage is in hock to murky foreign billionaires, taking their money to prioritise their interests if they buy him power. He’s exploiting people’s racism and anger to pretend he’s on their side. But he’s already sold them out.

www.thetimes.com/article/660a...
Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift
The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship
www.thetimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 AM
It’s not depression that Suella Braverman suffers from, it’s psychosis.
🚨 NEW: Reform UK has threatened to sue Kemi Badenoch unless she publicly apologises to Suella Braverman by 4pm tomorrow over the Tories’ now-retracted mental health reference
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Trump intervening in Iran is like a chimp playing Jenga.
January 29, 2026 at 11:02 AM
The sycophantic crowd in Iowa, who all look high on fertiliser, are almost certainly descendants of the Spuckler family.
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
After minutes of research I can confirm that there is a direct correlation between being a member of the Reform Party and having an almost violently punchable face.
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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When you think of health and safety laws and human rights laws as “obstructive bureaucracy”, stopping you being as vicious and damaging as you want to be to immigrants - who you encourage voters to blame for your own abject failures - you’ve become a monster. Let’s hope it ends up devouring itself.
January 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Trump ‘Why hasn't the Korean Legislature approved it?’
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
There’s something really sinister about Suella Braverman, a daughter of immigrants to Britain in the 1960s from Mauritius and Kenya respectively, wanting even tougher immigration controls.
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Just look at the crowds. Miserable old men with miserable bitter lives. Yearning for days of yore like crack addicts.
I’m at a Nigel Farage/Reform event in London where they are launching “Veterans for Reform”. A perhaps obvious crossover but there’s a few hundred people here - a big political crowd to draw on a Monday morning.
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Fiona Bruce is about as neutral as acid. Just sign her up Reform and get it over and done with.
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Alexa show me a picture of a gammon
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
457 British service men and women died in Afghanistan.

Donald Trump dodged the draft for the Vietnam War five times.

Farage idolises this man.
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
If only that bloke had a better aim and didn’t just graze the ear
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Trump has finally been tranquillised and hoisted off the Davos stage.
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Let this be a lesson that every human being needs people in their life who tell them when they are wrong and take the piss out of them when merited.
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Trump is leaning heavily into the cosplay of Genghis Khan.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Trump: “You’d all be speaking German by now.”

In Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Trump sounding like a psychotic & delusional Dalek in Davos. He’s using nouns like miracle and adjectives like unbelievable.

We all know what the true miracle is: that Trump hasn’t been sent to a sanitarium.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Chill guys, it’s all gonna be ok. We’ve now got Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu on the ‘Board of Peace.’
January 21, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Yet it all seems so normalised in 2026. Days of yore he would have been ran out of town with a pitchfork.
NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.

He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I feel the need.…the need for retaliation
January 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mark Carney and Emmanuel Macron levelled up to 20 today 🔥
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM