@scottaukerman.bsky.social Asked and dampsered. Bonus Wet adjacent Detective Odafin and Munch

I won't be posting a best of 2024 end of the year list until February 2026 at the earliest.

I dreamt that I was 50% off and that my other parts, mostly vitals, were being passed around digital shopping cart to cart - thankfully I awoke. I am only 15% off this Black Friday and will only be losing my left eye.

There's even body dysmorphia in Miracle on 34th st with telling the janitor kid character that he's a chunker

"Kiss the fidget ring." And the Moma museum docent held out her facetious finger clad in a spiky metallic sensory gadget. I try to push past her but then I end up trapped inside a painting Mario 64 style. I wish I liked going to museums more.

Online "news" influencers are trending right wing, Onlyfan models are trending libertarian, And my Amazon shopping cart is interested in feudalism. Whereas, I, a mere soy goy bleeding heart remain passively humanistic.

Seeing the Clientele tonight and so relieved it’s a dark and stormy day. Less glad that seemingly less than the average tasteful new yorker even knows this band exists. They got an 8 from Pitchfork recently! Of course that means nothing, but still…they are the true kings of twee psych pop. Not B&S.

Loner dance party mode oscillating between CRJ The Loveliest Time and Jessie Ware’s That! Feels Good, zero regrets.

My modern 21st century American comedy film top 10
1. barb and star
2. Magic mike xxl
3. Funny pages
4. popstar
5. Sorry to bother you
6. Support the girls
7. Beach bum
8. Tangerine
9. A serious man
10. Wet hot

Dying inside at a worse rate than usual that Paul Reubens and/or Pee-Wee didn’t get to be in the Magic Mike verse. Also, Magic Mike XXL is one of the best American comedies of the 21st century, sequel or otherwise.

This is rizz.

watching someone in your cooler friend’s improv group get booked on a juicy role for a beloved show broadcasted by an unnamed corporate entity and then they can’t promote it is not why we strike. I need more of my friends of friends success to fuel my jealous ambition!

My brain is a bag of chia seeds. Expandable upon exposure to wetness 🌊🌱

I don’t want to have children but I do want to tell children to stop turning off the lights, in fact get more lights to keep turning on.

Gonna have to get a rain stick to take to the picket lines

My favorite rainy day activity is listening to albums with rain sounds and making the rain jealous.