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mochie 🏳️‍⚧️
@mochienya.bsky.social
transfem puppygirl rotten far beyond saving
used by nixos
🩵 @cassie.has.pet is my master :3
https://puppy.f53.dev
Pinned
there's too much winning
me: "where is oregon"
cassie: "portland"
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
every time i use my deTangleInator in the shower it looks like i shed an entire winter coat at once
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
another day, another shader pre-caching update for counter-strike 2
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
tomla harris
json biden
richard nixon
barack ocaml
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
took you long enough sleepy jo- tump-kun..
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reposted by mochie 🏳️‍⚧️
nixos is like linux for women
June 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
i swear i just saw house md and jd vance in the crowd i'm so done
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i will eat an unseasoned (still cooked though) chicken breast if there is no half life 3 at the game awards (watching the stream rn)
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
jesus nailed the miracle without venture capital
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
these broccolamis go hard rn
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
kde greeting me with this after i'm forced to reboot my computer because kwin crashed when i tried fullscreening a discord stream..
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
new drinking game: look at nsfw hololive yuri comics and guess which character (or none) has the cock
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
devops is for sysadmins who like being cucked
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
oh yeah after a lot of pointless (hi haskell) contemplating i'm doing advent of code in F# this year (repo not up yet)
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
omg hi mpv!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
people be out here getting left on read while I'm getting marked as bred.. never stop the grind y'all
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
please tell me i can buy this shirt, i actually want it so fucking bad
nitter.net/lapalilpup/s...
nitter.net
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"I like this person because they just kinda give off good vibes, no real reason" -> totally ok

"I don't like this person because they just kinda give off bad vibes, no real reason" -> what the fuck is wrong with you, you can't just dislike someone without reason. you're an insane, horrible person
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
when you know google is making the results the least helpful they can be while still being technically relevant so people start relying on LLMs but you can't prove it
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(first panel)
[4 people and a dog fursona sitting around a campfire]

(second panel)
person 1: oh yeah we're having hot dogs for dinner

(third panel)
[fursona character with confused/worried look on face]
[arrow pointing at fursona character with text that next to it says "hot dog"]
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i love how vibe coding twitter is just "who can build the best to-do app in 5 minutes using their favorite billion dollar intern"
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i will eat a cardboard smoothie if gta 6 releases before half life 3
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
philip: "so this does 43 damage on headshots huh? how many clicks would i need to kill someone?"
john: "it would take 3 clicks, philip"
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
when i need to send files across the globe, i use croc
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM