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@mokou.bsky.social
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already had a flat tire, which means my bike insurance already paid for itself, since i can just drop it off at the shop and they fix it
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who of you fuckers hexed me? who cursed me? who put their pox on me? which one of you is practicing voodoo on me?
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rosalina would be the most fear-inducing center in any basketball league ever
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a fate worse than death
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nothing to do at work but my pc's mobo died so i can't game on my second screen
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i could completely dive bomb through certain crossings and narrow paths at 40+km/h but it feels extremely sketchy to me
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it may be, but it is also righteous
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especially fun this morning when my ego couldn't take being overtaken by some old woman on an e-bike so i absolutely demolished my legs going uphill
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new bike rides so well, i love it and each trip seems to get easier
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or do you mean one where your coworkers don't make dick jokes
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the children yearn for borland turbo c++
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and now you have come to rob me of my markets
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while you were studying the blade i was studying market microstructure 😃
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religion is like a penis - cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off 🍽️
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lmao you eat the bedsheet? 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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i'm probably so deep into this that my particular peeves on this topic are completely esoteric to almost everyone, but fuck shibari study, fuck america, and fuck all the abusers in the rope scene
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akira naka and ricardo wildties and their consequences have been a disaster for the kink
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god gave you an infinite spectrum of colors to play with and you choose not to use any of them
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i don't normally talk about this on here but oh my god does most shibari photography suck ass, why are you all doing the "lit woman in front of dark (black) background and the only colors allowed are brown and blue" thing you fucking imbeciles
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no, i must inquire scientifically
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having gone to grad school for this shit all the stupidity hurts me much more than it hurts you and therefore i am the biggest victim in this whole affair and not you, and particularly not the guy who gets called a clanker
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particularly hate the rationalist (adjacent) shits who suddenly started writing bad "AI newsletters" with insight whatsoever
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the vibe of the dipshit ai boosters is really "i like slurs (linguistically ☝️🤓, unless........) but the ones against my boyfriend Claude are bad and you should stop using them because they make me cry" i want it all to end