MOKTOP
@moktop.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Designer. Pappa.
Here for chuckles and procrastination.
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Here for chuckles and procrastination.
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
The solution to the Bond storyline saga is a Fast & Furious crossover. Bond knocks up Toretto's other sister and becomes 'family.' Toretto and the gang race to Italy to rescue Bond and go against Spectre, the last Toretto brother. Anyone can die but come back (depending on actor availability).
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The solution to the Bond storyline saga is a Fast & Furious crossover. Bond knocks up Toretto's other sister and becomes 'family.' Toretto and the gang race to Italy to rescue Bond and go against Spectre, the last Toretto brother. Anyone can die but come back (depending on actor availability).
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Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Life is a dilution of poisons.
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Life is a dilution of poisons.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
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Little hand drawn animation and banjo theme I made. It's been a year since my brother's passing, it's hard to type stuff so l'll just let the video speak for itself. Thank you for watching. Keep going, enjoy the sandwiches.
September 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Little hand drawn animation and banjo theme I made. It's been a year since my brother's passing, it's hard to type stuff so l'll just let the video speak for itself. Thank you for watching. Keep going, enjoy the sandwiches.
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Could we please stop pretending that the flags being hung from streetlamps or painted on roundabouts are innocent expressions of patriotic pride? This is the far right marking out its territory. It uses these flags to intimidate its traditional victims and opponents. 🧵1/3
September 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Could we please stop pretending that the flags being hung from streetlamps or painted on roundabouts are innocent expressions of patriotic pride? This is the far right marking out its territory. It uses these flags to intimidate its traditional victims and opponents. 🧵1/3
Watched a 15min Asian meal. Let's go!
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Watched a 15min Asian meal. Let's go!
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
Reasons I can think of for Trump's absence.
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reasons I can think of for Trump's absence.
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
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The problem isn’t refugees on boats. The problem is oligarchs hoarding obscene amounts of wealth while most people fight to stay afloat.
Wages aren't tied to inflation, so the working class keeps falling behind no matter how hard they work.
Wages aren't tied to inflation, so the working class keeps falling behind no matter how hard they work.
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The problem isn’t refugees on boats. The problem is oligarchs hoarding obscene amounts of wealth while most people fight to stay afloat.
Wages aren't tied to inflation, so the working class keeps falling behind no matter how hard they work.
Wages aren't tied to inflation, so the working class keeps falling behind no matter how hard they work.
Search: Is Trump dead?
Google: No.
Search: Why not?
Google: No.
Search: Why not?
August 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Search: Is Trump dead?
Google: No.
Search: Why not?
Google: No.
Search: Why not?
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
New Superman thread where he spends most of his time reading social media and occasionally flies off to destroy people who post stuff that makes him mad.
August 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
New Superman thread where he spends most of his time reading social media and occasionally flies off to destroy people who post stuff that makes him mad.
Someone needs to invent frozen pizza where all the toppings are spread evenly and stay there. I mean really, all the sundried tomatoes are frozen tight in a pile.
August 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Someone needs to invent frozen pizza where all the toppings are spread evenly and stay there. I mean really, all the sundried tomatoes are frozen tight in a pile.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?