Molly Bailey
@mollyabailey.bsky.social
Got the perfect mug for the first day back at school!
Did I buy and wrap it for myself and label it from the children as a Christmas present to me? Yes, I did 🤪
Did I buy and wrap it for myself and label it from the children as a Christmas present to me? Yes, I did 🤪
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Got the perfect mug for the first day back at school!
Did I buy and wrap it for myself and label it from the children as a Christmas present to me? Yes, I did 🤪
Did I buy and wrap it for myself and label it from the children as a Christmas present to me? Yes, I did 🤪
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's CHRISTMAS MONKEY TIME.
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's CHRISTMAS MONKEY TIME.
You know you've reached Peak Parenthood when you are having dreams about whether you need to buy another gallon of milk or not....
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know you've reached Peak Parenthood when you are having dreams about whether you need to buy another gallon of milk or not....
I just think it's rude to salt and pepper food someone else made for you before you have even tasted it. Am I in the minority here?!? Is this a thing and I just wasn't aware?!?
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I just think it's rude to salt and pepper food someone else made for you before you have even tasted it. Am I in the minority here?!? Is this a thing and I just wasn't aware?!?
Nothing gets you ready for bed quite like a 5 year old having a gushing bloody nose just as you've settled in.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nothing gets you ready for bed quite like a 5 year old having a gushing bloody nose just as you've settled in.
My first cup of tea was not hot enough this morning. This was obviously an attack and thus requires another cup.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My first cup of tea was not hot enough this morning. This was obviously an attack and thus requires another cup.
Guys, I should totally take the gas station mayonnaise home, right?
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guys, I should totally take the gas station mayonnaise home, right?
I am a sunset kind of person, not a sunrise kind of person 😴
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am a sunset kind of person, not a sunrise kind of person 😴
Are you even a cat owner if you aren't making up songs about them to the tune of "Lovely Ladies" from Les Misérables?
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Are you even a cat owner if you aren't making up songs about them to the tune of "Lovely Ladies" from Les Misérables?
Today was one of those days where I carried my book around the house with me, from room to room, but never actually read any of it 🫠
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today was one of those days where I carried my book around the house with me, from room to room, but never actually read any of it 🫠
Dog's first time at a hotel. Will it be awful or fine?? Tune in tomorrow! 🤪
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
September 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dog's first time at a hotel. Will it be awful or fine?? Tune in tomorrow! 🤪
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
Based on our kids' art projects, what animal did we learn about today? You get 2 guesses 😅
September 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Based on our kids' art projects, what animal did we learn about today? You get 2 guesses 😅
Ahhh good ol' age 36, where you're popping 3 ibuprofen and going to bed with ice packs on 2 different parts of your body.....
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
August 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ahhh good ol' age 36, where you're popping 3 ibuprofen and going to bed with ice packs on 2 different parts of your body.....
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
I am stuck in insurance hold hell.
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am stuck in insurance hold hell.
Who remembers everything I needed to get done today? Because I sure don't and I didn't make a list.....
August 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Who remembers everything I needed to get done today? Because I sure don't and I didn't make a list.....
At least my love life isn't DOA.....
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
At least my love life isn't DOA.....
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
Just told the cart guy that I just "lost my sausages" when the hot dogs fell out of my cart if you would like a glimpse of how socially awkward I can get 🫠🫣
August 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just told the cart guy that I just "lost my sausages" when the hot dogs fell out of my cart if you would like a glimpse of how socially awkward I can get 🫠🫣
Plating is important.
July 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Plating is important.
What do we need from the store? 🤔 I'm not making an extra trip!
July 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What do we need from the store? 🤔 I'm not making an extra trip!
Are knees *really* necessary? I mean, c'mon.....
July 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Are knees *really* necessary? I mean, c'mon.....
PSA of the evening: don't try to cook rice in the crockpot. It never works 🫠
July 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
PSA of the evening: don't try to cook rice in the crockpot. It never works 🫠