@nancyyogapants.bsky.social My bestie!! Welcome 💝
January 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@nancyyogapants.bsky.social My bestie!! Welcome 💝
i can’t tell you how many relationships i’ve ruined by asking the ‘if we had the chance, would you help me steal a panda’ question too soon
January 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i can’t tell you how many relationships i’ve ruined by asking the ‘if we had the chance, would you help me steal a panda’ question too soon
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Day 8
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Day 8
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track