Monkey Fart
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My farts would put a victorian child in a coma
Lowkey aiming to do a phd so i dont have to play the linkedin game
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Lowkey aiming to do a phd so i dont have to play the linkedin game
Doing this right now and im ab to tear up
Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Doing this right now and im ab to tear up
Can someone buy me a 4000W generator for xmas
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Can someone buy me a 4000W generator for xmas
If you thrift for the express purpose of selling your finds at a mark up you are a stain on your community
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you thrift for the express purpose of selling your finds at a mark up you are a stain on your community
Do you think you could store a fart in a jar forever or would the sharticles eventually stick to the glass and be self distilled out of the air
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do you think you could store a fart in a jar forever or would the sharticles eventually stick to the glass and be self distilled out of the air
My fav genre of meme is image of a fucked up looking dog with a chinese caption
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My fav genre of meme is image of a fucked up looking dog with a chinese caption
I love reading books and coming up with ideas dude i think im onto something...
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love reading books and coming up with ideas dude i think im onto something...
I feel like nobody eats plums anymore its always peaches and nectarines. Where my plummers at
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I feel like nobody eats plums anymore its always peaches and nectarines. Where my plummers at
Playing call of duty zombies just to hear the male moaning sounds
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Playing call of duty zombies just to hear the male moaning sounds
I cant prove it but im convinced matpat has kissed a boy before
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I cant prove it but im convinced matpat has kissed a boy before
Al is gone finally i can itch my leg without being harassed
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Al is gone finally i can itch my leg without being harassed
You shouldnt give money to the homeless because they will just spend it on drugs. Instead you should give money to me so I can spend it on drugs
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You shouldnt give money to the homeless because they will just spend it on drugs. Instead you should give money to me so I can spend it on drugs
Itched my leg so good last night i woke up itchsick
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Itched my leg so good last night i woke up itchsick
My prof gets rly offended when ppl disagree with Helen Longino
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My prof gets rly offended when ppl disagree with Helen Longino
Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind
At school daydreaming of when ill get to go home and itch my leg
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
At school daydreaming of when ill get to go home and itch my leg
Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn
Imagine synthesizing a novel contribution to your field in your head, gathering relevant reading material, outlining your thesis, just to find out someone already wrote that exact thing 20 years ago
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Imagine synthesizing a novel contribution to your field in your head, gathering relevant reading material, outlining your thesis, just to find out someone already wrote that exact thing 20 years ago
Lesbophobes be like scissor me timbers
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Lesbophobes be like scissor me timbers
Would you rather be a fuckleyute or a gerbert
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Would you rather be a fuckleyute or a gerbert
One thing ab me is i dont play ab ro ramden
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
One thing ab me is i dont play ab ro ramden
4 beers 2 lines and a juicebox would fix me rn
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
4 beers 2 lines and a juicebox would fix me rn
If u like an egg on ur burger ur nasty. Any excuse to get wet sloppy and messy huh? You like that shit dont you? Dirty little freak. Just oozing and gooey all over
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If u like an egg on ur burger ur nasty. Any excuse to get wet sloppy and messy huh? You like that shit dont you? Dirty little freak. Just oozing and gooey all over
Nose Kendrick be like TURN THE SMELLOVISION OFF
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Nose Kendrick be like TURN THE SMELLOVISION OFF