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Montes
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Professional Lurker // 24 // 🏳️‍🌈
Usually 🇦🇺, 🇺🇲 when convenient 🤭

I like plants 🪴🌱
Unwilling opinion giver 😔
It's so obvious that like 50% or some significant number of the world's population is some kind of bisexual or queer. Like the spectrum of sexuality has two extreme ends of straight and gay, no duh are most ppl going to be strung along in the middle of the spectrum somewhere.
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The term "swing voters" really needs to be retired from the public lexicon. In reality this group consists of two extremely different types of voters. Those who will vote for their base or sit out, I dub "concession voters", and those who flip flop between bases I dub, "winner voters".
February 13, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Voting blue no matter who is so Israel coded like "those votes were promised to us 3000 years ago" 💀
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The problem with liberals announcing loudly that they will vote blue no matter who is that they truly believe the democrats are not evil enough to aggregate that data and craft the most disgustingly Republican lite do nothing platform based on those votes. Truly naive.
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We are about 5 days away from that fuckass kamala headquarters account tweeting the 'that guys secretly chinese' tiktok but with progressives and maga as the label 😐 and the liberals in the comments will circlejerk indefinitely.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Internet speed has been exceptionally terrible at night recently so im starting a crakpot conspiracy that the gov is supressing the nbn when everyones home to stop discussion around the herzog visit 😑 anyways arrest that nazi freak
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Let's all get together and do It!!!! Doing *It* party in a particular state of the USA this week 🥳🥳🥳 doesn't that sound so fun!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Titanic romance movie arrived 85 years after the incident, considering the accelerated pace we forget tragedies nowadays I think we're ready for a titanic-esque romance set in the twin towers as they fell on 9/11 💀
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
If politicians dont immediately remove trump from power right this instant following this, they will NOT like the consequences when the imperial boomerang aggressively targets them. And the public will have even less sympathy this time.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Merry Christmas 🎄for my present I would like the complete and utter obliteration of all gambling companies/websites please and thank you 😊 I need them erased from history NOW!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So many people warned about what would happen when AI starts to mimic/resemble humanity but not many warned about what would happen when humanity starts to resemble AI.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
God it has never been more clear that Israel and the US establishment are so so so so soooooo evil and need for be ****** immediately, like trumps plan for Gaza is many many times worse than the holocaust these people are extremely evil
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Online gambling/betting has become way way way too normalised that shit is so fucking disgusting in what it does to ppl and society as a whole. We need to do a mass extinction event of gambling companies, stat.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
*Music starts blaring*
Katseye walks out onto the stage and hits a pose.
"You just wanna have your zuch and eat it too!"
"A comes before b, comes before c, comes before... d and we all know what the d is 😏"
"P-p-p-p people luv us alllllll"
*Crowds start screaming and crying and throwing up*
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wth is going on with the songs they give Katseye like 💀 are their writers twelve
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I trust Zohran to make the best decisions for his constituents and the left even if I don't agree with all of them but, the one unforced, ill-advised naive mistake that I cannot get behind is endorsing hakeem jeffries for speaker. Zohran, unfortunately, has spoken to him in person-
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The concept of Zohran Mamdani going on Sesame Street to teach Elmo about Socialism.....
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
Alt: The Concept (tm) by Cynthia Erivo
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Trump oval office meetings mean absolutely nothing, he'll be calling mamdani a terrorist in like 3-4 business days
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm sorry but anyone pushing for or even accepting newsom 2028 is just as feckless as the democratic establishment. Like you are fucking useless, broken and incapable of wishing for more. Just because something better is hard to achieve that doesn't mean you give up.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And it worked. The pressure for a solution has massively dropped and Nazisrael continues to test their newest shiny weapons on Gaza until nothing is left but dust. Israel is a unique evil that must be invaded and dismantled.
This "ceasefire" is just the newest face of genocide and ethnic cleansing. Israel will continue to claim they are upholding the ceasefire all while killing through raids and running behind their "yellow line" to provoke a new attack. All to placate western leaders. Embargo Israel.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Too busy libbing out yesterday FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
How long before the barbz accept that nicki is the next ye. Like at least his remaining fans have the decorum to be quiet online and hide their shame...
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Albanese becoming more keir starmerish by the day. Honestly if it leads to a green surge in aus as well, then go for it fuckface!
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Also adventure time is having its moment again!!! Fiona & Cake... peak has come once again 😋
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Is it the untreated ADHD that makes writing a novel so hard or is it the fact that I need several hours to days to ideate and think through each story beat. or are those the same thing
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM