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ALT Gary Bettman

@moonmang.bsky.social

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Miami sports and bullshit. Serial liker. Hater of blitzes. Jovic fan club treasurer. Verhaeghe truther. Chop Robinson is a menace. Number one Ricky Williams fan. #FuckDonnaShalala #TopRightTua

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · Nov 19

[eyes glow vice colors]

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 10h

Tua, what needs to change to get the team on the right track?

Tua:

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 15h

The online thing that makes being a Dolphins fan tolerable is following every other South Florida team. The Panthers and Hurricanes are worth watching now and even the Heat have compelling young players.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 16h

I have legit been looking forward to watching the young guys hoop.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 16h

A mature and elegant plan.

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 16h

Team player.

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Dat Roro Kid @datrorokid.bsky.social · 16h

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 16h

LOL

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 16h

Dolphins?!

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah I mean I admit that Tua isn't the long term solution but he makes throws like this where his receivers let him down all the time.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19h

a shelf full of toys including elmo and sesame street toys

ALT: a shelf full of toys including elmo and sesame street toys

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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1d

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 6d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

Not a good time for Michigan teams on the west coast.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

The Panthers are a blessing from the sports gods, praise be.

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

So bleak. Of course.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

MACKIE

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

What do you mean? The 76ers have Embiid!

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a little late but

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

Yep def on Bob.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

I know and I don't mean it. I have had a little alcohol.

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

Who needs Barkov and Tkachuck?

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

Stop me if you've heard this before: Marchand breakaway goal.

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Tua behind center at Indiana?

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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 2d

Who're ready for some DOLPHINS football?

D 3 and out
O bad game plan
L interceptions
P can't stop the run
H Tua
I Tequesta Curse
N Tyreek Hill spousal abuse and having more kids
Suicide

ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 3d

The elected officials of Coconut Creek have voted to start a baked goods business.

They're calling it the Coconut Creek City Council Chocolate Chip Cookie Company or CCCCCCCC.