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moonscorched.bsky.social
seb!
@moonscorched.bsky.social
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face down, washed up on the shores of planet desperation
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 8h
the words “angel with a shotgun nightcore” were just uttered nearby me and I think it may have been my activation phrase
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 1d
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 16h
“You gonna find a way to sell that piss-car ya hear”
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 1d
hello bad financial decision in the making
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 2d
my lust for treats has consumed me
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 2d
voring madddd cheese balls rn
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 2d
fifa/madden son or gacha game daughter
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 2d
MANIFESTING
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 2d
Dan Bejar if you’re on this app, I’ll give you one of my kidneys to play Rubies at the Philly show this Sunday.
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 2d
DESTROYER PLAYED RUBIES IN OHIO THE OTHER NIGHT??
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 3d
aaaaaaaaand lcd soundsystem tickets are still over $150 -_-
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 3d
car seat headrests cover of dance yrself clean pushed me down a flight of stairs (lovingly)
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 4d
whoever is scalping that Cameron Winter ticket in NY for $2k do me a favor and rethink your life choices
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 4d
jk hes reading tom robbins bc he is me
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 4d
shouts to @partyfuneral.bsky.social for designing Seb!
i haven’t decided what he’s reading yet but im sure its 2cool4me
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 5d
“This shit is white soul train”
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 5d
I’m doomed
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 5d
Okay wedding was sick, I love love, happiness to the couple etc etc

BUT

The person the bride sat next to me bc she thought we’d hit it off worth?

Told me the new ts album was her favorite album of all time
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 5d
I just married my best friends holy shit
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 5d
Ladies, Gentlemen, Domesticated Ferals, my sona has been actualized🍾
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 7d
MASSIVE CRYPTID ENERGY
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 7d
(everyone involved is okay)
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 7d
begged my boss to leave early for a bachelor party, scramble out the door, change in record time, look good, feel good, and the guy driving the groom to the event????

just crashed his car
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 7d
DOG IS PLAYING GAMES WITH MEEEEEEEE
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seb! @moonscorched.bsky.social · 7d
That’s cool I’ll just not be photgraphed and/or perceived that’s fine really