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Sarah
@moonyriot.dftba.social
30-something coffee addict
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I guess I should actually say it here but Adam and I are doing a podcast where we watch all of Nicholas Cage's movies and then we talk about them and if you want to get updates about that, you can follow @nicflixpodcast.bsky.social.
Lando Norris 👍🏻✅
Oscar Piastri ✅🥰

Zak Brown? 👎🏻🚫🤬
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Some people could stand to be more blunt about their thoughts and feelings tbh
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So Adam and I got married in 2022, 10 days before Christmas so for gifts, we got a lot of ornaments that say "Mr&Mrs"

At what point do we stop putting those on the Christmas tree? Because it was cute the first year but now I want other ornaments and Adam wants to put all of them up again
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Unfuckingbelievable, in the worst way.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I spent the entire night playing Mario Party and I can confidently say there's something healing about yelling at/with your friends
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm on season two of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and all of these husbands suck so bad
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This one's for you.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We're in an Asian restaurant that's almost completely empty, blasting dubstep, and they have Forrest Gump playing on all the TVs. I'm not convinced I'm in a real space anymore.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why does it feel so DARK outside
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Howdy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oops I thought I would be fine going to one single store on Black Friday but the parking lot was so busy it gave me a ✨ panic attack ✨
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you've followed me because of this post; hello! Fair warning, I'm not a sports fan! The only sport I follow is Formula 1 so if you were looking for some sick insights into football, you're in the wrong place!
My dad watching the Chiefs game: "why aren't they showing Taylor?"
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THATS!! MY!!! DRIVER!!!
OSCAR PIASTRI TAKES #F1SPRINT POLE IN QATAR!! 💪

#F1 #QatarGP
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My playfully flippant, sarcastic smartass sense of humor is really fucking nerfed by text-based communication
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh noooo, Thanksgiving at my parents house? Noooo don't make me drink a glass of 10 year old port and watch the sunset, noooooooo
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My dad watching the Chiefs game: "why aren't they showing Taylor?"
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's an F1 Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My high school best friend has 3 kids, 2 cats, 2 dogs, 2 turtles, got one Master's degree and is working on another

I think she has whatever "do everything" gene Hank has
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fuck it, I'm wearing the McLaren shirt to Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don't think I've ever watched the Thanksgiving Day parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh shit this is a race week??
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It's always a good sign when you have gnarly heartburn the day before Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Do I need to be watching the Mormon wives show?
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I got an email from a student today that said our school was a "disgrace" to its founder 🥰

Bestie, our founder was born in 1828, I'd have to spend a week explaining what an email is to him, I don't think he'd be too upset about your situation
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM