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how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms
June 30, 2023 at 4:24 AM
how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms
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they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging
July 13, 2023 at 7:50 PM
they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging
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gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom
August 10, 2023 at 6:40 PM
gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom
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INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
August 16, 2023 at 5:55 AM
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
August 16, 2023 at 5:55 AM
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
i'm yogurtmaxxing. i'm an oikospilled greekcel
August 15, 2023 at 11:00 PM
i'm yogurtmaxxing. i'm an oikospilled greekcel
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[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
August 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
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I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
August 11, 2023 at 6:31 AM
I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
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we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
August 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
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when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
August 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
August 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then.
August 12, 2023 at 1:32 AM
what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then.
when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
August 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
August 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
August 11, 2023 at 6:31 AM
I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans