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Midsomer Murders | Season 25 Official Trailer | December 8 on Acorn TV
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Series 25 of #MidsomerMurders premieres December 8th on Acorn TV.
A local bandoneón player is found hunted down then torn to shreds by a pack of robotic dogs. Suspicion falls on Lower Twatt’s immigrant, confused that red signage on a tool shop might threaten to ruin their sleepy town.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A local bandoneón player is found hunted down then torn to shreds by a pack of robotic dogs. Suspicion falls on Lower Twatt’s immigrant, confused that red signage on a tool shop might threaten to ruin their sleepy town.
A big cucumber fan is found poisoned by an anthrax-laced IPA. Suspicion falls on Little Crosby’s cider appreciation society, disturbed that police Freemasonry might threaten TV reception during the World Cup.
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
A big cucumber fan is found poisoned by an anthrax-laced IPA. Suspicion falls on Little Crosby’s cider appreciation society, disturbed that police Freemasonry might threaten TV reception during the World Cup.
A local bee keeper is found shot with a Gatling gun. Suspicion falls on Little Begging’s monk who strangely looks like Sir Thomas Malory, obsessed that police Freemasonry might threaten caravaning.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A local bee keeper is found shot with a Gatling gun. Suspicion falls on Little Begging’s monk who strangely looks like Sir Thomas Malory, obsessed that police Freemasonry might threaten caravaning.
A geeky soprano singer is found dragged out to sea by mermaids and drowned. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Mow’s professional clown guild, angry that an alarming decline of peat bogs might threaten a sticky end to Causton’s jam festival.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A geeky soprano singer is found dragged out to sea by mermaids and drowned. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Mow’s professional clown guild, angry that an alarming decline of peat bogs might threaten a sticky end to Causton’s jam festival.
A Welsh-Kiwi translator of Japanese is found dead after a mid-Lent altercation. Suspicion falls on Pandlefoot Bailey’s immigrant, deeply concerned that owls might threaten the closure of the overused cemetary.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A Welsh-Kiwi translator of Japanese is found dead after a mid-Lent altercation. Suspicion falls on Pandlefoot Bailey’s immigrant, deeply concerned that owls might threaten the closure of the overused cemetary.
An eccentric pensioner is found preserved in a vat of mango pickle. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Cicely’s Neighbourhood Watch Alliance, angry that meddling ornithologists might threaten the local manor.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
An eccentric pensioner is found preserved in a vat of mango pickle. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Cicely’s Neighbourhood Watch Alliance, angry that meddling ornithologists might threaten the local manor.
A 60 year old woman dressed as Olaf the snowman is found pinned to the wall like a butterfly in an entomology display. Suspicion falls on Little Didling’s twins, angry that equestrian tourism might threaten workplace Anglo-Saxon literacy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A 60 year old woman dressed as Olaf the snowman is found pinned to the wall like a butterfly in an entomology display. Suspicion falls on Little Didling’s twins, angry that equestrian tourism might threaten workplace Anglo-Saxon literacy.
A former male porn star who's fallen on hard times is found murdered by an invisible hand. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Newton’s obsessive history buffs, upset that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten an annual cricket match that everyone really cares about for some reason.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A former male porn star who's fallen on hard times is found murdered by an invisible hand. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Newton’s obsessive history buffs, upset that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten an annual cricket match that everyone really cares about for some reason.
A motoring celebrity is found dead at the back of the hop on hop off tour bus during the weekly cleaning. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Priors’ welly wanger team, upset that a planned biography of a deceased local identity might threaten trout fishing.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A motoring celebrity is found dead at the back of the hop on hop off tour bus during the weekly cleaning. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Priors’ welly wanger team, upset that a planned biography of a deceased local identity might threaten trout fishing.
An amiable old timer is found disposed of with a VitaMix. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Pastures’ Hell’s Angels chapter, disturbed that the rise of Diarmuid Gavin-style landscaped gardens, with their fire pits and their tightly fenced perimeters, might threaten the decoration of bespoke bridal cakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
An amiable old timer is found disposed of with a VitaMix. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Pastures’ Hell’s Angels chapter, disturbed that the rise of Diarmuid Gavin-style landscaped gardens, with their fire pits and their tightly fenced perimeters, might threaten the decoration of bespoke bridal cakes.
A local rose hybrid creator is found with 27 ice-picks buried in the body. Suspicion falls on Lower Tooting’s twins, worried that dwindling prospects on the farmer dating scene in the county might threaten the Antiques Roadshow.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A local rose hybrid creator is found with 27 ice-picks buried in the body. Suspicion falls on Lower Tooting’s twins, worried that dwindling prospects on the farmer dating scene in the county might threaten the Antiques Roadshow.
A local busybody is found crushed in a giant-sized garlic press. Suspicion falls on Midsomer-in-the-Marsh’s teen computer hacker, angry that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten the Tower of London ravens.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
A local busybody is found crushed in a giant-sized garlic press. Suspicion falls on Midsomer-in-the-Marsh’s teen computer hacker, angry that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten the Tower of London ravens.
A secretarial student is found more bereft of life than an ex-parrot. Suspicion falls on Cocklake’s trainspotters, confused that errors in the Yomping Association Almanac might threaten to expose a web of sex, blackmail and lies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A secretarial student is found more bereft of life than an ex-parrot. Suspicion falls on Cocklake’s trainspotters, confused that errors in the Yomping Association Almanac might threaten to expose a web of sex, blackmail and lies.
An embattled councillor is found with the only remains being a finger in jar of formaldehyde. Suspicion falls on Horneyold Road’s tea leaf reader, upset that a ban on cheese toasties might threaten to reveal that Joyce Barnaby is the serial killer.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
An embattled councillor is found with the only remains being a finger in jar of formaldehyde. Suspicion falls on Horneyold Road’s tea leaf reader, upset that a ban on cheese toasties might threaten to reveal that Joyce Barnaby is the serial killer.
The squire and the parson is found lightly roasted with lemon and thyme stuffing. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s Provost, confused that BBC casting directors might threaten the world ending with a whimper rather than a bang.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The squire and the parson is found lightly roasted with lemon and thyme stuffing. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s Provost, confused that BBC casting directors might threaten the world ending with a whimper rather than a bang.
Causton’s only surviving Santa is found dead in the garage of a local public house. Suspicion falls on Nether Wallop’s Mebyon Kernow members, angry that a clash between two rival librarian groups over sorting methods might threaten the closure of the local dance hall.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Causton’s only surviving Santa is found dead in the garage of a local public house. Suspicion falls on Nether Wallop’s Mebyon Kernow members, angry that a clash between two rival librarian groups over sorting methods might threaten the closure of the local dance hall.
A short-statured 山水盆景 fan is found astrally harvested. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Florey’s manager of Midsomer’s largest banana farm, obsessed that the resurgence of vinyl LPs might threaten the Midsomer Luxury Villas.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A short-statured 山水盆景 fan is found astrally harvested. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Florey’s manager of Midsomer’s largest banana farm, obsessed that the resurgence of vinyl LPs might threaten the Midsomer Luxury Villas.
A 60 year old woman dressed as Olaf the snowman is found dead after the end of a local production of Hamlet. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Newton’s shuttlecock appreciation society, angry that a proposed zoo might threaten recycling of plots by British crime show writers.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A 60 year old woman dressed as Olaf the snowman is found dead after the end of a local production of Hamlet. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Newton’s shuttlecock appreciation society, angry that a proposed zoo might threaten recycling of plots by British crime show writers.
Series 25 of #MidsomerMurders premieres December 8th on Acorn TV.
Midsomer Murders | Season 25 Official Trailer | December 8 on Acorn TV
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November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Series 25 of #MidsomerMurders premieres December 8th on Acorn TV.
An anti-masker is found cremated and the ashes mixed into a Christmas pudding. Suspicion falls on Haddington’s resident garden Jay, frightened that a vicar’s choir banquet might threaten to expose a secret network of WWII tunnels under Causton.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
An anti-masker is found cremated and the ashes mixed into a Christmas pudding. Suspicion falls on Haddington’s resident garden Jay, frightened that a vicar’s choir banquet might threaten to expose a secret network of WWII tunnels under Causton.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
A roller skiing fanatic is found hanged, drawn and quartered. Suspicion falls on Bight of Spam’s global conglomerate in charge of the Internet, disturbed that the town’s surplus steak and kidney puddings might threaten the return of the Microsoft Office paperclip.
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A roller skiing fanatic is found hanged, drawn and quartered. Suspicion falls on Bight of Spam’s global conglomerate in charge of the Internet, disturbed that the town’s surplus steak and kidney puddings might threaten the return of the Microsoft Office paperclip.
A local homeopath is found dropped from an aeroplane. Suspicion falls on Midsomer St. Michael’s hyrlîan team, confused that fake news might threaten the supply of artisanal chocolate.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
A local homeopath is found dropped from an aeroplane. Suspicion falls on Midsomer St. Michael’s hyrlîan team, confused that fake news might threaten the supply of artisanal chocolate.
A local pigeon enthusiast is found dead, locked inside a shipping container. Suspicion falls on Torpenhow’s witch, obsessed that a controversial judging decision in the Midsomer Pig Show might threaten the Midsomer Luxury Villas.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A local pigeon enthusiast is found dead, locked inside a shipping container. Suspicion falls on Torpenhow’s witch, obsessed that a controversial judging decision in the Midsomer Pig Show might threaten the Midsomer Luxury Villas.
A seditious Marxist is found beaten to death with slide projector. Suspicion falls on Bow Clayton’s vicar’s son, newly returned from university and full of reformist ideas, obsessed that inconsistencies in W E Johns’ Biggles books might threaten deliveries of organic vegetables.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A seditious Marxist is found beaten to death with slide projector. Suspicion falls on Bow Clayton’s vicar’s son, newly returned from university and full of reformist ideas, obsessed that inconsistencies in W E Johns’ Biggles books might threaten deliveries of organic vegetables.