sky
@morningsky027.bsky.social
hi, i'm sky. i'm interested in things.
(he/they, 34. formerly dr. vblschrf)
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(he/they, 34. formerly dr. vblschrf)
linktr.ee/morningsky027
pfp: @shelbelbee.bsky.social
fun party trick: skip your neuro meds on accident, elevator feels like carnival ride wheeee
(i'm ok now just headache)
(i'm ok now just headache)
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fun party trick: skip your neuro meds on accident, elevator feels like carnival ride wheeee
(i'm ok now just headache)
(i'm ok now just headache)
i am so tired of work that doesn't let you live your life, and during a time when not only do i have to be with family, but when i am really struggling with things around the job.
so i'm taking fmla and gonna lose pay but i have to at this point.
so i'm taking fmla and gonna lose pay but i have to at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i am so tired of work that doesn't let you live your life, and during a time when not only do i have to be with family, but when i am really struggling with things around the job.
so i'm taking fmla and gonna lose pay but i have to at this point.
so i'm taking fmla and gonna lose pay but i have to at this point.
any time i think we're gonna get a fucking break, eh?
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
any time i think we're gonna get a fucking break, eh?
the vasanta experience is spending every round prepping 5 scenarios, only 2 of which might be useful, only to have everyone out of range, then go "reach spell. needle darts. blindness flat check. rolled a 4, nevermind."
or, random incredible crit with a spell that warps an enemy's senses.
or, random incredible crit with a spell that warps an enemy's senses.
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the vasanta experience is spending every round prepping 5 scenarios, only 2 of which might be useful, only to have everyone out of range, then go "reach spell. needle darts. blindness flat check. rolled a 4, nevermind."
or, random incredible crit with a spell that warps an enemy's senses.
or, random incredible crit with a spell that warps an enemy's senses.
it would be nice if anyone, including me, could read his character sheet though lol
someone filled in for me a few weeks ago when i was out and last session i asked how it went, he replied "i just cast cantrips, i had no idea how anything worked, also your character's nearly dead, sorry."
someone filled in for me a few weeks ago when i was out and last session i asked how it went, he replied "i just cast cantrips, i had no idea how anything worked, also your character's nearly dead, sorry."
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
it would be nice if anyone, including me, could read his character sheet though lol
someone filled in for me a few weeks ago when i was out and last session i asked how it went, he replied "i just cast cantrips, i had no idea how anything worked, also your character's nearly dead, sorry."
someone filled in for me a few weeks ago when i was out and last session i asked how it went, he replied "i just cast cantrips, i had no idea how anything worked, also your character's nearly dead, sorry."
Commission of my Pathfinder character for Season of Ghosts, Vasanta, and his familiar Masika, two chill buddies having a cool fun time despite The Horrors...and occasionally as a vessel for them. He's great fun to play...3 characters in one!
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Commission of my Pathfinder character for Season of Ghosts, Vasanta, and his familiar Masika, two chill buddies having a cool fun time despite The Horrors...and occasionally as a vessel for them. He's great fun to play...3 characters in one!
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
upstairs neighbors just gotta deal with it though, they're always up to their upstairs neighbor shit so they gotta listen to me songwriting when the muse sings to me at 1 am or, usually, in the shower, i don't pick her schedule.
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
upstairs neighbors just gotta deal with it though, they're always up to their upstairs neighbor shit so they gotta listen to me songwriting when the muse sings to me at 1 am or, usually, in the shower, i don't pick her schedule.
touring apts, looking at rooms.
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
touring apts, looking at rooms.
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
Only the bassoon section staying out at intermission before the Rite of Spring, in solidarity of what's to come.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Only the bassoon section staying out at intermission before the Rite of Spring, in solidarity of what's to come.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
in honor of my one year tonsil eviction anniversary, a comment i recently received from a young spectator at an open mic i played this week:
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
July 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
in honor of my one year tonsil eviction anniversary, a comment i recently received from a young spectator at an open mic i played this week:
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
it's honestly VERY funny how obvious they are just from the username (i say as someone whose username was an unpronounceable string of consonants for two decades)
July 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
it's honestly VERY funny how obvious they are just from the username (i say as someone whose username was an unpronounceable string of consonants for two decades)
wow someone followed/liked my band instagr-oh it's just another bot
July 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
wow someone followed/liked my band instagr-oh it's just another bot
i was talking to my mom's doc about a new med for her, and asked "it's not like (med i take) is it?"
him: "oh not at all. man, you take that? what weird things happen to you?"
me: "i see patterns, forget words, and i can't feel my nose sometimes."
him: "oof, sounds about right"
him: "oh not at all. man, you take that? what weird things happen to you?"
me: "i see patterns, forget words, and i can't feel my nose sometimes."
him: "oof, sounds about right"
June 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i was talking to my mom's doc about a new med for her, and asked "it's not like (med i take) is it?"
him: "oh not at all. man, you take that? what weird things happen to you?"
me: "i see patterns, forget words, and i can't feel my nose sometimes."
him: "oof, sounds about right"
him: "oh not at all. man, you take that? what weird things happen to you?"
me: "i see patterns, forget words, and i can't feel my nose sometimes."
him: "oof, sounds about right"
can i trade my head in for a new one, it came in the wrong size
June 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
can i trade my head in for a new one, it came in the wrong size
i haven't actually had this conversation yet with my tech, who is just the loveliest person, but the face he is going to give me when he realizes i am yet again walking in the door with yet another, separate ukulele is going to be one of despair that is going to crush my spirit so i'm practicing.
June 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i haven't actually had this conversation yet with my tech, who is just the loveliest person, but the face he is going to give me when he realizes i am yet again walking in the door with yet another, separate ukulele is going to be one of despair that is going to crush my spirit so i'm practicing.
"We can fix this one!" - me to my guitar/uke tech, realizing that at this point, I must sound like a codependent partner in a revolving door of relationships
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
June 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"We can fix this one!" - me to my guitar/uke tech, realizing that at this point, I must sound like a codependent partner in a revolving door of relationships
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
first dream i've had and remembered in maybe 4 years contained a linguistics joke so at least my subconscious is on brand
June 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
first dream i've had and remembered in maybe 4 years contained a linguistics joke so at least my subconscious is on brand
kindergartner: oh, i get it. "though" is kinda like the word "but."
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
June 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
kindergartner: oh, i get it. "though" is kinda like the word "but."
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
me: (takes off contact lenses, neglects to put glasses on, walks into other room.)
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
me: (takes off contact lenses, neglects to put glasses on, walks into other room.)
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
yeah i know there's real problems in the world but like...i'm venting cause these ones are easily solvable if people do their jobs, and they've cost me time and money fixing their mistakes. man if this next one's a bust that's a yahtzee of nat 1s and at that point idk man.
May 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
yeah i know there's real problems in the world but like...i'm venting cause these ones are easily solvable if people do their jobs, and they've cost me time and money fixing their mistakes. man if this next one's a bust that's a yahtzee of nat 1s and at that point idk man.
today i just got shipped the incorrect model of another which was supposed to replace the kala. so now we're shipping that back too.
i've spent so much trying to get one good instrument, and after all of this, it looks like i'll have to play the lousy one I have had all this time.
i've spent so much trying to get one good instrument, and after all of this, it looks like i'll have to play the lousy one I have had all this time.
May 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
today i just got shipped the incorrect model of another which was supposed to replace the kala. so now we're shipping that back too.
i've spent so much trying to get one good instrument, and after all of this, it looks like i'll have to play the lousy one I have had all this time.
i've spent so much trying to get one good instrument, and after all of this, it looks like i'll have to play the lousy one I have had all this time.
for future reference:
the kala solid acacia line has a defective pickup that buzzes at specific frequencies, essentially giving the instrument a wolf tone.
one single ohana was broken and a store didn't fix it to my standards. that's on the store not ohana, which is usually good.
the kala solid acacia line has a defective pickup that buzzes at specific frequencies, essentially giving the instrument a wolf tone.
one single ohana was broken and a store didn't fix it to my standards. that's on the store not ohana, which is usually good.
May 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
for future reference:
the kala solid acacia line has a defective pickup that buzzes at specific frequencies, essentially giving the instrument a wolf tone.
one single ohana was broken and a store didn't fix it to my standards. that's on the store not ohana, which is usually good.
the kala solid acacia line has a defective pickup that buzzes at specific frequencies, essentially giving the instrument a wolf tone.
one single ohana was broken and a store didn't fix it to my standards. that's on the store not ohana, which is usually good.
it should not take 7 months, 3 stores, and 5 ukuleles to buy one functional, correct ukulele
May 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
it should not take 7 months, 3 stores, and 5 ukuleles to buy one functional, correct ukulele
i was wondering when my students would see the big film that kids these days like, and apparently they all watched it together last night because today my classroom was full of proclamations of the poultry rider, and not much else.
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i was wondering when my students would see the big film that kids these days like, and apparently they all watched it together last night because today my classroom was full of proclamations of the poultry rider, and not much else.