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Moronarama

@moronarama.bsky.social

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I’m John Moroney and I make weird stuff.

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Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Apr 7

Murderous Mup-heads say, “L is for Lawn Mower!”

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Apr 7

Yondoggo the Self-Curbing Dog

Wanted for Galactic Ding-Dong-Ditch

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Apr 7

Murderous Mup-heads say, “K is for Kerosene!”

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 18

The March Batch is Live on eBay. HAPPY HUNTING!
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Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 15

Tabling at the Odd Oklahoma Expo in Enid today. If you’re in the area come check us out!!!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 11

Messing around with another t-shirt design. Thoughts?

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 10

Meeting doodles

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 9

Major Meteor

Wanted for Violations of the Slime Directive and Mooning

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 9

Murderous Mup-Heads say,
“J is for Jugular!”

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 7

Let’s make some weirdness!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 2

Rolly Metalsprings

Wanted for questioning related to the theft of the Souly Crystal of Soulification

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 2

GOTEEMO

GOTEEMO stood ready for the incoming surprise. This is what he was made for. By the power of his robotic goatee, GOTEEMO could handle anything. The galactic cheeseball shuddered as it saw GOTEEMO. It knew it was in trouble now.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 2

Goldie 5000

Goldie 5000, the goldfish powered robot, scurried across the floor. The master said it was getting too fat for the bowl, but Goldie 5000 wanted some more DAMNED FOOD!!!!!!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Mar 1

SK-P3 "Skinny Pete"

Like a lot of Astromechs stuck on a dusty desert world, Skinny Pete dreamed of space. The clean, dust-free vacuum of space. There was a CRACK, and an escape pod fell smoking & burning towards the surface. He reconsidered.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

F-101 Protocol Droid

F-101, cause that's the fever I'm currently running. BOOYAH!!!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

Malto-6

Malto-6 liked to put a little attitude on it when he did his things. A little strut … a little roll … a little watch out ladies, how may I take your lunch order. OH YEAH!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

R1-5R

R1-5R might have been programmed for espionage and wetwork, but what she really loved to do was DANCE!!!!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

XR-026

It was important for an automaton to enjoy its work, and XR-026 knew this. Whether it was skipping through alien fields collecting insect samples or dismembering the remnants of a space station zombie out break, XR-026 always brought smile to the work place.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

Blinkie

After the meteor shower damaged the space station’s main reactor, the robots of Exar Outpost were desperate for power. The communications array had also been damaged, and the audio feeds were down. Blinkie sent the message the only he knew how, desperate selfies from the outer rim.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

D-4566

D-4566 was a bit of a mixologist. Of course it was hard to tell what he was mixing. Maybe it's a margarita, but maybe it's acid. Go take a big swig and find out.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

SN-33K

SN-33K or “Sneaky Pete” had a simple mission … terminate the target. Well, simple if you didn’t count the security systems or the armed guards … or the targets insistence on not be killed. SN-33K had his work cut out for himself, but that’s why he was the best … or so he told himself.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 25

Lander-6

“Stupid planet,” though Lander-6. Lander-6 picked up another rock to examine … & surprise, it was just like all the other rocks he had collected. BORING. Lander-6 had been hoping for something cool …aliens …lasers …space wizards … but no, just a bunch of rocks. “Stupid boring planet.”

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 19

T-0MM13

T-0MM13, or “Tommy” loved taking care of his children. They sang songs, watched videos and learned important lessons. Like the time Billy tried to get T-0MM13 to pay Depeche Mode and T-0MM13 zapped Billy. KMFDM, Billy, KMFDM!

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 19

Probe-625

Probe-625 of the Empire of Death floated in the trees. Robots of the Empire of Death were known to be savage & fearless, but Probe-625’s communications array had burned up coming in & he was lost. Probe-625 didn’t feel savage or fearless, just confused & lonely, lost in the woods.

Moronarama @moronarama.bsky.social · Feb 17

Robo-Tyke

The latest tool in parental training, Ronco presents the Robo-Tyke. No more sending teens home with eggs, instead let them get a more realistic experience with The Robo-Tyke! It poops, it pees, it pukes Sicilian Orange Sherbert on you at 3AM. Get your Robo-Tyke today!