Morty’s Dick 🔜 VF, FWA
@mortysdick.bsky.social
Morty’s AD account - 🔞 - IRL nudes
Mid 30’s Chicagoan
Non-AD and blank accounts may be blocked
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🎨 PFP by @heromule.bsky.social
Mid 30’s Chicagoan
Non-AD and blank accounts may be blocked
🎨 Banner by @manedfucc.bsky.social
🎨 PFP by @heromule.bsky.social
Lookin’ pretty good in low light
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Lookin’ pretty good in low light
Woke up at 6am hard as a rock but without the motivation to take care of things, should’ve rolled out of bed and enjoyed the sunrise at least
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Woke up at 6am hard as a rock but without the motivation to take care of things, should’ve rolled out of bed and enjoyed the sunrise at least
It’s time to moisturize… my nuts!
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It’s time to moisturize… my nuts!
Beating myself up over turning down some fun from another pup >.>
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Beating myself up over turning down some fun from another pup >.>
Huff, just blew my husband and @adarkmartini.bsky.social on the balcony of our cruise <3
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Huff, just blew my husband and @adarkmartini.bsky.social on the balcony of our cruise <3
Fuck, it’s almost 4am (tz change). Do I go to the after party in petsuit? Circuit-gay is not my scene. I could get a modest 5 hrs of sleep tonight and feel refreshed instead??
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Fuck, it’s almost 4am (tz change). Do I go to the after party in petsuit? Circuit-gay is not my scene. I could get a modest 5 hrs of sleep tonight and feel refreshed instead??
Being cute and kinky w/ @adarkmartini.bsky.social on our cruise
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Being cute and kinky w/ @adarkmartini.bsky.social on our cruise
Still vibrating over the surge here. A reminder though, I will block empty profiles or post-less accounts. I prefer followers to be adult-oriented accounts too but not required. Set a profile picture, interact like you’re a real person, enjoy the dick-posting
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Still vibrating over the surge here. A reminder though, I will block empty profiles or post-less accounts. I prefer followers to be adult-oriented accounts too but not required. Set a profile picture, interact like you’re a real person, enjoy the dick-posting
Holy fuck. I shared this expecting to come back from my workout with the usual friends appreciating but I am blown away. Cannot get through all of the favs and comments to make sure I see all of you. Huff. Seriously, appreciate all the love!
An extra clip from this session for y’all to enjoy this #FCF, awruff
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Holy fuck. I shared this expecting to come back from my workout with the usual friends appreciating but I am blown away. Cannot get through all of the favs and comments to make sure I see all of you. Huff. Seriously, appreciate all the love!
Post-nut clarity reminding me that I took my lunch break for dirty pictures so I won’t have time for a gym session this afternoon D:
January 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Post-nut clarity reminding me that I took my lunch break for dirty pictures so I won’t have time for a gym session this afternoon D:
Picked up a new jock just in time for a long cruise vacation. It fits pretty well so long as it stays buttoned ;)
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Picked up a new jock just in time for a long cruise vacation. It fits pretty well so long as it stays buttoned ;)
Buns shaved or unshaved? Waxed or the nair approach?
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Buns shaved or unshaved? Waxed or the nair approach?
Petsuit arrived just before the holiday, unzipped and taking dick pics already
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Petsuit arrived just before the holiday, unzipped and taking dick pics already
Last day of 2025, any thoughts or requests for this fox/ram? I’ll share my year in review later this evening
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Last day of 2025, any thoughts or requests for this fox/ram? I’ll share my year in review later this evening
Home from the holidays and I NEED a long hot shower to relax and crank one out
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Home from the holidays and I NEED a long hot shower to relax and crank one out
Felt cute looking back through these.
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Felt cute looking back through these.
Definitely think I’m entering a switch era. Feeling better about myself (and my appearance) this year. Having fun partners and more play opportunities has really pushed this AD side of me this year.
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Definitely think I’m entering a switch era. Feeling better about myself (and my appearance) this year. Having fun partners and more play opportunities has really pushed this AD side of me this year.
Anybody else beat off before falling asleep and forgo their morning shower for a little while? Or is that just a me thing >.>
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anybody else beat off before falling asleep and forgo their morning shower for a little while? Or is that just a me thing >.>
MFF recap: wasn’t as active as I had overall hoped but a lot of that was also getting used to the new pup hood headspace. A highlight evening, socializing at a couple play parties, and barking at friends.
Still struggling with the leftover horny energy, I’ll have to beat it more.
Still struggling with the leftover horny energy, I’ll have to beat it more.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
MFF recap: wasn’t as active as I had overall hoped but a lot of that was also getting used to the new pup hood headspace. A highlight evening, socializing at a couple play parties, and barking at friends.
Still struggling with the leftover horny energy, I’ll have to beat it more.
Still struggling with the leftover horny energy, I’ll have to beat it more.
I still need to get off this evening D:
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I still need to get off this evening D:
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Are all sheps hot AF?
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Are all sheps hot AF?