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Make America Guillotine Again

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I like to say provocative and offensive things and it is important to me as many people as possible read it. Therefore if you repost my most egregious content I will absolutely follow you. У моей собаки нет аптеки

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · Feb 14

Six words that should be on America's money

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You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us.

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 1d

Did they send housewives, boys, or couples?

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I will buy her book. @elvirabary.bsky.social

Why Brutality Is Normal in Russia - And What It Reveals About Us All

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 1d

It takes the whole point out of having more money and power than the rest of us schmucks if they have to follow the same rules as we do.

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

Running out of things to call the Speaker of the House?

Classical Latin is here to help:

catamitus/ganymedes: catamite
pathicus: older man who bottoms for catamites
cinaedus: a twerking catamite (really)
exoletus: a catamite whose only remaining virtue is his mouth
mollis/puer delicatus: ladyboy

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

That or he's just a highly compromised nonce.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

His mother. It is not clear to whom she gave the other one growing from her head.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

The New Testament God is a pedophile. Mary was too young by that God's own laws for a man's touch.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 2d

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

The reason is that we couldn't find a disaffected lunatic with better aim.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

Twenty-five great sandwiches in no particular order.

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Beef on Weck

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

Between the Jesusianism and the noncery a clear self-appraisal would be suicidal.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

Not having sweat glands must be a trait among nonces.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

In retrospect I was a jerk to those ladies and I won't double down by being a jerk to you. The rules we choose to guide how we perceive the world are our own affair. If the church ladies come back I will listen more than I talk.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

They also seemed sincere. Which made it all the more fun to discuss the slavery verses in Leviticus and Exodus, and whether as the descendant of Israelites I could buy one of the missionaries from the other one until my house got redlined by every proselytizing church in the city.

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

Meretrix

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I don't know. I've never had atheists ring my door bell asking if I want to discuss the works of Kant or Russell on epistemology.

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 2d

Why would they not steal something that still has value?

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Twenty-five great sandwiches in no particular order.

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Pastrami on Rye

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 4d

And a live one controls the house

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 4d

Because the time between swearing her in and having his own files leaked to the public can be measured in nanoseconds.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 4d

People who, unlike Republicans, are not by and large a bunch of nonces.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 5d

Even the passing cars have humans in them.

Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 5d

Fort Myers right now. Lee County, by size and Cook Rating, has been the largest and most pro-Trump county in the country. And we have thousands at several rallies today.

No wonder the villains are worried about the humans voting.

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Make America Guillotine Again @moscowneversleeps.bsky.social · 6d

Twenty-five great sandwiches in no particular order.

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The Medianoche -- the Cuban sandwich that is better than The Cuban Sandwich

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Twenty-five great sandwiches, in no particular order.

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Deluxe Banh Mi