The Heartless Bureaucrat.
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Hanging out with folks that John Brown would not shoot. My posts do NOT reflect any workplace.
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I know it is only one week in but his "day one" promises are looking kinda neglected. Anyone seeing any movement on this? States? Hows it looking folks?
Just a reminder...
It is 11:41 am where I am. And i have put no effort into learning the outcome of the Superbowl. Usually it just shows up in rando posts. Must not be that important.
Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.
Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It is 11:41 am where I am. And i have put no effort into learning the outcome of the Superbowl. Usually it just shows up in rando posts. Must not be that important.
Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.
Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.
"This is fucking why."
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
"This is fucking why."
"The Dow closed above 50,000! Trump good!"
Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens.
Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.
Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens.
Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
"The Dow closed above 50,000! Trump good!"
Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens.
Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.
Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens.
Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.
Maybe if the White House made Melania theaters "warming shelters" their viewership would go up.
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Maybe if the White House made Melania theaters "warming shelters" their viewership would go up.
I hate cover bands.
Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.
Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I hate cover bands.
Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.
Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.
Dear American Press:
We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon.
Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia.
Or before the election...
...better late than never. Welcome Back.
We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon.
Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia.
Or before the election...
...better late than never. Welcome Back.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Dear American Press:
We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon.
Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia.
Or before the election...
...better late than never. Welcome Back.
We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon.
Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia.
Or before the election...
...better late than never. Welcome Back.
I need to work on my insult game because this is top shelf!
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I need to work on my insult game because this is top shelf!
Maybe of the Epstein Files said that Trump Kicked a Car Republicans will act.
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Maybe of the Epstein Files said that Trump Kicked a Car Republicans will act.
If the left is so "violent" why are we so enthusiastic about writing laws that will prevent us from taking revenge on Republicans? Why are we trying to eliminate what could easily be our own private police force?
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If the left is so "violent" why are we so enthusiastic about writing laws that will prevent us from taking revenge on Republicans? Why are we trying to eliminate what could easily be our own private police force?
Guess which one cracked me up the most?
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Guess which one cracked me up the most?
Credit Ben Claasen III
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Credit Ben Claasen III
Good morning!!!
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Good morning!!!
From Hegseth...AI prompt as follows:
Draw a Mailman.
Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun.
Do not include mask.
Add clearly marked badge.
Make look patriotic and legitimate.
Draw a Mailman.
Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun.
Do not include mask.
Add clearly marked badge.
Make look patriotic and legitimate.
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
From Hegseth...AI prompt as follows:
Draw a Mailman.
Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun.
Do not include mask.
Add clearly marked badge.
Make look patriotic and legitimate.
Draw a Mailman.
Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun.
Do not include mask.
Add clearly marked badge.
Make look patriotic and legitimate.
Breaking News: Lawmakers and Attorneys nationwide are shocked to hear that the only thing you need to do to change the constitution is send a memo.
a cartoon drawing of a bill holding a book and a hammer
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a bill holding a book and a hammer
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Breaking News: Lawmakers and Attorneys nationwide are shocked to hear that the only thing you need to do to change the constitution is send a memo.
JD Vance's announcement that his family is expecting a baby just proves that even JD Vance has gotten laid more than Nick Shirley.
a man with curly hair and a beard wearing a pink tie
ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard wearing a pink tie
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
JD Vance's announcement that his family is expecting a baby just proves that even JD Vance has gotten laid more than Nick Shirley.
See, the joke is, white folks can take pics with guns get called "patriot." So therefore, they must agree with the presence of Panthers in every city.
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
See, the joke is, white folks can take pics with guns get called "patriot." So therefore, they must agree with the presence of Panthers in every city.
Reposted by The Heartless Bureaucrat.
If they would just obey they law, we wouldn't have to be so mean.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
If they would just obey they law, we wouldn't have to be so mean.
Reposted by The Heartless Bureaucrat.
Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom release a joint statement:
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom release a joint statement:
Why do we find it hard to believe he stole an election when he wants to get awards he didn't earn and annex land illegally?
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Why do we find it hard to believe he stole an election when he wants to get awards he didn't earn and annex land illegally?
Hey Donald! @whitehouse
In 1977, I was awarded First Place in the Cub Scout PineWood Derby.
My price is 27 Million Dollars and you have to buy me a monster truck I can drive wherever I want.
In 1977, I was awarded First Place in the Cub Scout PineWood Derby.
My price is 27 Million Dollars and you have to buy me a monster truck I can drive wherever I want.
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hey Donald! @whitehouse
In 1977, I was awarded First Place in the Cub Scout PineWood Derby.
My price is 27 Million Dollars and you have to buy me a monster truck I can drive wherever I want.
In 1977, I was awarded First Place in the Cub Scout PineWood Derby.
My price is 27 Million Dollars and you have to buy me a monster truck I can drive wherever I want.
Won't someone think of the children???
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Won't someone think of the children???
So for all the folks who blame gun violence on mental health...if you thought we had a problem before, its about to get worse.
But by all means ladle on more guns.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
But by all means ladle on more guns.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘People will die’: Trump administration cancels up to $1.9bn for substance use and mental health
Funding to end immediately for up to 2,800 grantees of US agency that serves thousands seeking help and in recovery
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
So for all the folks who blame gun violence on mental health...if you thought we had a problem before, its about to get worse.
But by all means ladle on more guns.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
But by all means ladle on more guns.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...