Mostly Harmless
@mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social
Living vicariously through myself.
Top-ten Top Gear moment.
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Top-ten Top Gear moment.
I truly detest this timeline.
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I truly detest this timeline.
Kids' toys should come with better warning labels, like, “MIND-NUMBING NOISE LEVELS” , “NO OFF SWITCH” and “REQUIRES 217 BATTERIES.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Kids' toys should come with better warning labels, like, “MIND-NUMBING NOISE LEVELS” , “NO OFF SWITCH” and “REQUIRES 217 BATTERIES.”
Did you know that if you light a candle during a full moon and say the name of the person you love three times you will look very stupid doing that?
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Did you know that if you light a candle during a full moon and say the name of the person you love three times you will look very stupid doing that?
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but never got the chants.
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but never got the chants.
If Apple and Google really wanted to be helpful, they’d display how many uninstalls an app has in their app stores.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If Apple and Google really wanted to be helpful, they’d display how many uninstalls an app has in their app stores.
Me: I’m sad and directionless.
My brain: Buy stuff.
Me: No! Listen, I need a purpose.
My brain: Did you say a purchase?
My brain: Buy stuff.
Me: No! Listen, I need a purpose.
My brain: Did you say a purchase?
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Me: I’m sad and directionless.
My brain: Buy stuff.
Me: No! Listen, I need a purpose.
My brain: Did you say a purchase?
My brain: Buy stuff.
Me: No! Listen, I need a purpose.
My brain: Did you say a purchase?