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KNUCKLESSSSS

GATHER THE CHAOS EMERALDS AND WISH FOR A PLASMA TV
Well, that's what it is.
Seriously? I didn't think being a guardian would involve *this* much care and attention...
It needs to be done again.
But I spruced it up last week—
KNUCKLEEEEESSSS.

I need you to spruce up the altar.
KNUCKLEEEEESSSS.

I need you to spruce up the altar.
I'm sorry for liking women.. 🥺
Oh my. . . now I feel a bit bad.
I'm a strong independent Emerald.
. . . But my job is to protect you?
Then get a job.

Go win a tournament.

Do something.
Then get a job.

Go win a tournament.

Do something.
Emerald, we live on an island in the heavens.

The blood of my ancestors may flow inside me, but cash surely doesn't.
Knuckles.

Why do you not have money.

Are you a bum.
Knuckles.

Why do you not have money.

Are you a bum.
I remember my first time smoking a weed.
Bet???
. . Oh, right. Yeah, we can head over to Wal-Mart or something later.
I am the power.
. . There is no power on the island. .
You did not get a Plasma TV.