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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT)

@mourningraven.bsky.social

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A Bran with a plan I don’t usually look like this. I am straight. [Pfp drawn by https://bsky.app/profile/jesterday.bsky.social ] [oc/parody/rp]

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 8h

Oof.

[He curls away and waves his hands]

Pr’tend I’m not here. G’night.

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 8h

[There is an irritated, muffled groan from underneath the pillow]

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 8h

can I go bagg to bed

[He pulls a decorative pillow over his face]

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

I don remmber

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

I duggem

Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

OKAY. I went. To the casino. Played a game. Lost 10 pounds. Godda drink. played until i lost two fifty. God summore to drink. Thought aboud…bones. Popped in my head. Went out the door. Went to where he was buried. Saw simong. uhhh I don’t know what he said. Ohhh he says I’m not gay. Then I dug bones

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

No he wazzent there! Not in the cazino!

[He pouts]

Okay maybe it was. 250

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

um I was bored sooo I went to the casino. Uh played poger. losg 10 pounds. Godda drink. Decided I needed bones and duggem up

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

Whah? Noo. Wasnt in the casino. Or wazzhe? huh

s’not a can o worms.

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

Blonde. yeah.

[at the mention of the “encounter,” he tenses]

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Callum Bran (I’M STRAIGHT) @mourningraven.bsky.social · 1d

[He begins to rock back and forth, eyes still wide open]

Stopstopstopstop!! Wasn’t!!

Getawaygetawayi didn’t it wasnt me no please!

[he tries to breathe faster, but it is hard with the weight on his body, and this just makes him panic more]