Contrary to reports, being alive actually pretty okay sometimes

✨today is the first day of the rest of my life✨ spent paying off a mortgage

Twitter was fun because it asked the question "how bad can a website before you stop interacting with it a hundred times a day" and it turns out there was an answer

I am being asked to WORK my actual JOB during BUSINESS HOURS of a WEEKDAY. Don't they know who I am

The Friday Vibe is touching a computer and listening to Lana Del Ray