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Riley
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i'm having a normal time
aww this picture of baby 2017 me in lolita is so cute
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
new york freaken city da big apple
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
good news
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i NEED apple pie to live
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
inventing a new fucked up type of soap
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i like this guy
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
a potato peeler is a useful tool for pumpkin carving. but watch out lest you be the one who gets Peeled
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@softfuzzyman.bsky.social i was going to respond to that post you sent me with this picture but i couldn't find it and then i also realized you can't send pictures in bsky dms
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
heard someone in traitor joes say "i'm getting my banjo back in 4 weeks"
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My sandwich budget needs to be cut severely
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This sort of thing seems to happen more than is preferable. Why can't we keep the disease-riddled monkeys in one spot
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
it was amazinggg
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
omg i can't believe i'm actually seeing david byrne tonight i'm so excited!!!
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Unwittingly joined a parade of old people in halloween costumes at the retirement home because I was trying to walk down the hallway in the same direction as them
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i will merge onto i-96. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when i reach my destination i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where i-96 has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
i am an ordinary man who is not scared to drive on i-96
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
more movie heroines should have pet tortoises for no reason in particular
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Every time i go to michaels i end up stealing at least one colored pencil because it's so hard to get them to scan at the self checkout that sometimes i just give up
October 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
what's the deal with beer cheese. been hearing about that a lot lately
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy birthday @johnwdean.bsky.social :-)
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
this is the way i lie on the bathroom floor when i feel like i'm going to throw up
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
one thing you learn from watching the watergate hearings is there used to be like 27 different kinds of southern accents
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
many things cost 16 dollars
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM