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Daisuke😎

@mouthwashlng.bsky.social

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im just a silly dude |guh parody account of daisuke from mouthwashing me thinks| |if this flops i quit| |feel free to interact PLEASE I BEG| |pfp and banner by @parasitic-saint on Tumblr|

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Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 23

swansea this mouthwash aint shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Dec 4

anya song

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Dec 3

this is the anya songgg everybody get alonggg this is the anya songgg were mouthwashing all day longg

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Nov 13

||may or may not have forgotten about bluesky AHA||

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Nov 13

|| STOPPPP i may or maynot have forgotten about bsky,,,,,,,,,, aha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Nov 9

Vent was so bad that he exploded horribly after making this post

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 25

heyo !
so the vent wasn't toooooo bad

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 25

Erm what the freak bro !!
not jimmy making me go through these dangerous vents even though i was told not too 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
oh well whatever wish me luck !

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 25

there's a crab
i love eating crab,,,,,

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 25

| i love this so much |

𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓻. @blondefishman.bsky.social · Oct 24

@mouthwashlng.bsky.social Daisuke talks about brainrot stuff to Laurence and he just sort of nods happily without really understanding a single word

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𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓻. @blondefishman.bsky.social · Oct 24

@mouthwashlng.bsky.social Daisuke talks about brainrot stuff to Laurence and he just sort of nods happily without really understanding a single word

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

this is so real bruh

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

aye aye !!!

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

Hmmm well if he ever gets over here send him my way

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

I know a guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he doesn't use this site though i've been hiding it from him
he doesn't even know i have a phone on the ship !!
and i dont even know how it still works !!!

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

Awesome!! Also like if you see anyone that looks like they'd be a great blood sacrifice send them my way

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

woaaahhh ok then i believe you guys

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

SEE!!! IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

DAMN holy shit
are all cats magic,,, or is it just the ones in that universe,,?

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

Because other cats from their universe were using magic DUH, also their universe has allot of like, weird fucked up stuff like ghosts and zombies and like ghost zombies and shit

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

and what makes you think the cat was telling the truth??

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

Because that's how you become all powerful duh? A cat told me that cats are magical and like I'm already connected to an Eldritch god I think so if I become a catboy then I become the most powerful thing in the omniverse duh

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

Why do you want to become a catboy,,,,,,,,

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

1. I'm a chair that can talk and float and change forms and also created the concept of chairs
2. I've been trapped in this warehouse for thousands of years I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about
3. I've been performing blood sacrifices to it so I can become a catboy

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

HOLY SHIT WHAT
thats fucking BONKERS no way
why should i believe you dude

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 24

Oh you didn't know? Under every warehouse in the world lives an Eldritch god that powers the warehouse, how'd you think they store and get all that stuff huh? And my theory is that my universe ended because of them tbh

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

| SORRY IM KINDA BREAKING CHARACTER WITH THAT ONE HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'S GONNA DIE BUT I HAD TO MAKE THE JOKE |

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

that's so real

Angry pissed off chair @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · Oct 23

Dying fucking sucks

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

what

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

there are so many video game characters on this site wowie🤩🤩

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

holy shit its the guy from that one game !!!!

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

| guys i swear my art looks better im just drawing on a computer right now with no touch screen. it adds to the daisuke charm right right right guys? right? |

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

I DREW SOMETHING !!!!!!! because i was BORED on the ship
its me and a little pony ! 😎

Daisuke😎 @mouthwashlng.bsky.social · Oct 24

whu
why are you guys lookin at me liek that 😔
its a ksi song i think

Shin & Noi ‼️ @topcleaners.bsky.social · Oct 24