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Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 21

Underwear would be fine. If I were wearing any.
#She’sOutOfMyLeague

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 16

Well I see your hobbies include, “drinkin’, smokin’ weed, and all kinds of ill shit”.
#Don’tBeAMenaceToSouthCentralWhileDrinkingYourJuiceInTheHood

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 15

You need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
#Parenthood

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 15

-You just ate the most acid I’ve ever seen anyone eat in my life.
-Hey man, I never had no acid before, man.
-Jeez, I hope you’re not busy for about a month…
#UpInSmoke

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 13

All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
-FUCK THE POOR!
#HistoryOfTheWorldPart1

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 12

Slap me around and call me Susan.
#Blankman

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 11

When you’re living in my house, you’re a Taliban! Okay? You keep your body a secret. Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.
#CouplesRetreat

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 10

Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun.
#NachoLibre

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 9

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
#MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 8

Oh, you’ve just found the marble in the oatmeal. You’re a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. ‘Cause you know why? You get to drink from… the FIRE HOOOOSSSEEE!
#UHF

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 7

I got call for delivery in building but I think it was crank call. Want some chocolate cake?
#BigDaddy

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 5

-You don’t score, until you score.
-Until you score.
#AmericanPie

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 4

-Why aren’t you wearing your pants, Joe?
-I tripped, and uh then I had to take ‘em off to run faster out of the flames…
#OrangeCounty

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 3

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
#Orgazmo

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Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 2

There’s two kinds of people in this world: those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
#DirtyWork

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · Jun 1

Captain Insano shows no mercy.
#TheWaterboy

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 30

I ain’t fartin’ on no snare drum.
#Airheads

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 29

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
#MajorLeague

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 28

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world… and we fucked up the endgame.
#CharlieWilson’sWar

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 27

If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a village to abuse one.
#Spotlight

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 26

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars. Now we just look down, and worry about our place in the dirt.
#Interstellar

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 25

What is most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient… highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it’s almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.
#Inception

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 24

Why return to the city of God, where God forgets about you?
#CityOfGod

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 23

Man, you’re the hottest thing since sunburns!
#BetterOffDead

Daily Movie Quotes @moviequotedaily.bsky.social · May 22

-These streets are bumpy.
-You’re driving on the sidewalk.
#SeeNoEvil,HearNoEvil