MrBullBull
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dedicated to rewriting modern masculinity since 2009
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· Mar 21
BULL #12: for the shorties
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"Honestly, I thought I meant more to Neil. For every orgasm, from his shady teenage fumblings in sullied sheets to the creation of both his sons, I was there. Always reliable. Plugging away. Doing my prostate thing." - Neil Connelly mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"Honestly, I thought I meant more to Neil. For every orgasm, from his shady teenage fumblings in sullied sheets to the creation of both his sons, I was there. Always reliable. Plugging away. Doing my prostate thing." - Neil Connelly mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"We die, he says. Utters the last syllable bombastically—spits it out with firework freshness. I swear I can see the concept of death colliding with his premature psyche, making a meteoric crater in the smooth terrain of his innocent mind." @abbiedollwrites.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"We die, he says. Utters the last syllable bombastically—spits it out with firework freshness. I swear I can see the concept of death colliding with his premature psyche, making a meteoric crater in the smooth terrain of his innocent mind." @abbiedollwrites.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"What 43-year-old husband with a teen who just passed her written driver’s test & has only liberal arts colleges on her list should be thinking about changing careers? And who is he to think any of this rumination will get him anywhere?"- Tom Williams mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"What 43-year-old husband with a teen who just passed her written driver’s test & has only liberal arts colleges on her list should be thinking about changing careers? And who is he to think any of this rumination will get him anywhere?"- Tom Williams mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"After her daughter was accepted into the top-ranked university in the country, my sister-in-law—ex-sister-in-law—took up the habit of disagreeing with me about things I wasn’t even trying to agree on." - Patricia Gila mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"After her daughter was accepted into the top-ranked university in the country, my sister-in-law—ex-sister-in-law—took up the habit of disagreeing with me about things I wasn’t even trying to agree on." - Patricia Gila mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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Please read and then share and then check out his music, especially this one, this one is your new anthem: twocowgarage1.bandcamp.com/track/let-th...
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Please read and then share and then check out his music, especially this one, this one is your new anthem: twocowgarage1.bandcamp.com/track/let-th...
"It would not be a stretch to say that Sabir Khalilov was the sole architect of his own downfall. Known as much for his brazen antics as for his paintings, Khalilov had finally and spectacularly lost the plot." - Ramiz Garalov mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"It would not be a stretch to say that Sabir Khalilov was the sole architect of his own downfall. Known as much for his brazen antics as for his paintings, Khalilov had finally and spectacularly lost the plot." - Ramiz Garalov mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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Nice work in Flash Boulevard today from @thedrevlow.bsky.social. If people aren't subscribing to it (or checking out @mrbullbull.bsky.social for that matter) they're missing out.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nice work in Flash Boulevard today from @thedrevlow.bsky.social. If people aren't subscribing to it (or checking out @mrbullbull.bsky.social for that matter) they're missing out.
"What I’ve learned and am still learning is to be more lean. To always be trimming the fat and to only give the bare necessities. When I’m using a microscope instead of telescope is when I think I’m working at my best." @micahschnabel.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/bull...
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"What I’ve learned and am still learning is to be more lean. To always be trimming the fat and to only give the bare necessities. When I’m using a microscope instead of telescope is when I think I’m working at my best." @micahschnabel.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/bull...
“'Don’t you touch that!' Dad warned. But I licked my finger and stuck it to the electric-blue bug zapper anyway. Nothing happened. He said the same about the Teflon pan on the stove, the copperhead with a bulging belly." - Patrick G. Roland mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“'Don’t you touch that!' Dad warned. But I licked my finger and stuck it to the electric-blue bug zapper anyway. Nothing happened. He said the same about the Teflon pan on the stove, the copperhead with a bulging belly." - Patrick G. Roland mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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Thank you @mrbullbull.bsky.social for publishing my modern take on a classic story🥰 #WritingCommunity
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thank you @mrbullbull.bsky.social for publishing my modern take on a classic story🥰 #WritingCommunity
"Everyone says Samson is dumb as a rock, that he’d let Delilah braid his hair and tie him to the bedpost if she asked. Everyone laughs. Everyone has thought about tying Samson to the bedpost at least once." @zaryfekete.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"Everyone says Samson is dumb as a rock, that he’d let Delilah braid his hair and tie him to the bedpost if she asked. Everyone laughs. Everyone has thought about tying Samson to the bedpost at least once." @zaryfekete.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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“He told me he’d auditioned aspiring mothers, and some appeared, but then they left. ‘Nobody wants a freak,’ he said, and I held him and caressed his hair, and he felt safe in my arms, I said, ‘You just need love’ …”
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@happilander.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
My Brad Pitt Boyfriend | MrBullBull
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November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“He told me he’d auditioned aspiring mothers, and some appeared, but then they left. ‘Nobody wants a freak,’ he said, and I held him and caressed his hair, and he felt safe in my arms, I said, ‘You just need love’ …”
@happilander.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
@happilander.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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“He cocked his rifle, and the beagle howled.”
@jhhwriter.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
@jhhwriter.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
The End of Summer | MrBullBull
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November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“He cocked his rifle, and the beagle howled.”
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@jhhwriter.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"I knew you were thinking about leaving so, I didn’t say, when the world ends, I’d like to survive it with you, and said instead, let me know if you ever get around to missing me." - Tayler Butters mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"I knew you were thinking about leaving so, I didn’t say, when the world ends, I’d like to survive it with you, and said instead, let me know if you ever get around to missing me." - Tayler Butters mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"I was suicidal & bored like every summer in Portland, barely alive. Jonathan had a blonde wife who wanted a new kitchen. I gave him head after he bought me a burrito from Taco Bell & before he told me his wife was pregnant with his third child." Erika Spadavecchia mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"I was suicidal & bored like every summer in Portland, barely alive. Jonathan had a blonde wife who wanted a new kitchen. I gave him head after he bought me a burrito from Taco Bell & before he told me his wife was pregnant with his third child." Erika Spadavecchia mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"The movie took on a dissolving pattern, the square screen going soft at the corners, rounding off and he thought not of what he’d done, but what he hadn’t done. And more about what he still could do to balance all that had happened." - Sheldon Lee Compton mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"The movie took on a dissolving pattern, the square screen going soft at the corners, rounding off and he thought not of what he’d done, but what he hadn’t done. And more about what he still could do to balance all that had happened." - Sheldon Lee Compton mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"its just like peeing. it is peeing, what am i talking about, why am i narrating this? i started peeing, missed the cup, and realized i didn’t even know where it was coming from. i wasn’t sure whether to be disgusted or panicked" - Sydney Ronquillo mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"its just like peeing. it is peeing, what am i talking about, why am i narrating this? i started peeing, missed the cup, and realized i didn’t even know where it was coming from. i wasn’t sure whether to be disgusted or panicked" - Sydney Ronquillo mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
"The enormous, stinking, crap filled the room. Growing bigger, busting pipes, and soiling sheets, the table in front of me smelled like Patchouli was holding onto its last astrology chart." @frank212.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/moan...
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"The enormous, stinking, crap filled the room. Growing bigger, busting pipes, and soiling sheets, the table in front of me smelled like Patchouli was holding onto its last astrology chart." @frank212.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/moan...
"All these years on the road and I’ve never done anything like that before. What really unnerves me is how I barely feel guilty." - Joshua D. Wetjen mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"All these years on the road and I’ve never done anything like that before. What really unnerves me is how I barely feel guilty." - Joshua D. Wetjen mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"My supervisor says that Olfactory Response Experts are like taste-testers or test-drivers. Instead of dipping fries in new condiments at Craft-Heinz or taking the latest Audi for a spin around a track, we smell cat feces and urine." - Benjamin Gibbons mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"My supervisor says that Olfactory Response Experts are like taste-testers or test-drivers. Instead of dipping fries in new condiments at Craft-Heinz or taking the latest Audi for a spin around a track, we smell cat feces and urine." - Benjamin Gibbons mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"That night I jammed my erect penis into the opening of Dad’s new wife’s minced garlic jar and put it back in the fridge, so I guessed we were even." - Joey Damiano mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"That night I jammed my erect penis into the opening of Dad’s new wife’s minced garlic jar and put it back in the fridge, so I guessed we were even." - Joey Damiano mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
"An ant crawls across the patio table. You fix your eyes. The bug starts to move away; you press with your thumb. The ant’s legs writhe from its crushed body. When I asked why, you say you weren’t done looking at it yet." - David Henson mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"An ant crawls across the patio table. You fix your eyes. The bug starts to move away; you press with your thumb. The ant’s legs writhe from its crushed body. When I asked why, you say you weren’t done looking at it yet." - David Henson mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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"He thought then that was true, that he was done, and he did not know then as he knew now that he had known then without knowing it that going—finishing and leaving—was something." - Greg Mulcahy mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hey, look at this!
"He thought then that was true, that he was done, and he did not know then as he knew now that he had known then without knowing it that going—finishing and leaving—was something." - Greg Mulcahy mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"He thought then that was true, that he was done, and he did not know then as he knew now that he had known then without knowing it that going—finishing and leaving—was something." - Greg Mulcahy mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"Prominent signage warned that the home was protected by Smith and Wesson, & the owner had six good reasons to stay away. Walter Jesup didn’t need to spray and pray. He was a crack shot ever since his service days." - Hollis Black mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Prominent signage warned that the home was protected by Smith and Wesson, & the owner had six good reasons to stay away. Walter Jesup didn’t need to spray and pray. He was a crack shot ever since his service days." - Hollis Black mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...