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Sam

@mrcomit.bsky.social

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Atheist • 22 • debates won: 39 • debates lost: 48 • 146IQ • Libertarian • 🌹 • web3 • ML • 129IQ • Anti-Marxist • LOVES AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · 2d

on my third tube of ivermectin and i STILL cant get hard

anyone know how many its supposed to take?

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · 10d

wait.

he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · 22d

listening to ed sheeran

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Aug 31

top 9 reddit mods who have had sex

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jul 17

do you think cranky kong still cranks it every night

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jun 3

"um, no. Spongebob doesnt live in a pineapple 'because it makes his cum taste better.' That's ridiculous."

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · May 24

guy whos only ever played Pikmin 1 trying out Pikmin 2 for the first time:

Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · May 10

Neil Armstrong Transvestigation: First WOMAN On The Moon?

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Apr 25

[on trial for murder]

the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Mar 5

if a rap song doesnt start with "my name is ___ and im here to say," i click off it immediately

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Mar 2

they call me Excel the way im header row sexual

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Feb 11

BREAKING: President Trump to rename "Gulf of America" to "Gulf of Gaza" after negotiation talks with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.

"We will return them to the water. They are a very waterful people."

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 28

cool names for penises: Dwayne the Rock Hard Johnson

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 16

200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my Switch 3.”

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 16

in rainbows literally starts with five 11/10 songs in a row

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 7

so is he actually not joking when he says he wants to annex canada

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 3

she walk in on my phoenix, then i go joker

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 2

nah i mean im always looking for new music, i will listen to these in the near future

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 2

[AI] This is what Pokémon would look like if they remade it in 2025 for today's youth

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Jan 2

i have been getting more into latin rock recently but i havent found anything thats really 'wowed' me the way the albums in my top 100 have. if you have any recommendations for south american/african stuff ill check it out

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Dec 31

yearly revision of my top 100 albums list

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Dec 22

1. Geordie Greep - The New Sound

All the revolutionaries. All the jihadis too. They all know that he's holy

Greep makes his solo debut with perhaps his boldest statement yet. The New Sound is everything I loved about black midi, expanded upon. Unhinged instrumentation and even less hinged lyricism

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Dec 22

2. Vylet Pony - Monarch of Monsters

Ok, hear me out...

No, really. I didn't expect to be blown away by a pony album but this thing is unbelievable. There's a ton of different influences being drawn from here, from quirky indie dance-pop to noise rock, and it does it all so well.

Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Dec 22

3. Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk

My favorite pop album of this year, and maybe the best produced album of the year. Its dense psychedelia and whisper vocals along with its synth heavy grooves and catchy melodies adds an almost shoegaze quality to some of the finest synthpop I've ever heard

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Sam @mrcomit.bsky.social · Dec 22

4. Swans - Live Rope

LIVE ROPE BABYYY. This is a 3 hour long Swans live album. I was made in a test tube specifically to listen to this shit. Bonus points for the fact that I was literally at the show this was recorded at earlier this year.

This is post-reunion Swans at their most tribal.