@footballramble.bsky.social please replay Luke saying Spurs simply can’t win. He needs to be reminded. When you speak crap you must be made to eat your words.

Are the Sonic comics I’m reading supposed to go like this?

The billionaires even stole the stars from us.

Thinking about how as a child I knew there was no such thing as the Easter Bunny, but did believe in Santa.

Kid me was clearly this mini Umbridge convinced that magic could only be possessed by humans and not any filthy beastling.

Tired of people saying how they’d fix Shadow in the Metal Virus Arc, I’m gonna make it worse.

My life is definitely one Amazon binge away from long term stable happiness… for sure this time.

Switching to a non-American, non-Russian brand of Vodka, take that fascism!!

When you mask so well people think you’re a proper adult but actually you like Sonic…

Anxiety disorder is like: My favourite sports team played today, I did not watch and hated myself every time I even thought about the game.

I’m at that point where all the people my age who used to say they were old souls are now saying they’re young at heart.

Tired of sit-coms being like “The world is scary use us as an escapism.”

I want an episode of FRIENDS to open with Joey gesturing his bloody hands to the camera while screaming about how much tax payer’s money is responsible for the death of innocents. How they doin’?

Sometimes I see the weather on the news and it’s like the planet is politely but firmly telling us it’s sick of our shit and we should go now.

My Dad and I have reached the point in our adult relationship where he’s happy to confide in me his thoughts and feelings.

This is Hell.

I hear Luigi Mangionen is gonna be sentenced to death via drowning in conjugal pussy.

Doing am dram in November: I am a soldier, the mental trauma I have suffered will scar me forever, but I must carry on somehow

Doing am dram in December: I like massive cocks and I must joke about it for 2 hours… this will make much more money than November.

Do something every day that scares you, like using the ‘&’ symbol when writing a Christmas card to someone you like.

There is a direct correlation between how good my mental health is and how long I can be outside without headphones.