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hey buddy, you got a nice aura. very shiny.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
hey buddy, you got a nice aura. very shiny.
they’re coloring me in with crayons
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
they’re coloring me in with crayons
i’ve been selling items in large quantities
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
i’ve been selling items in large quantities
the most points is how you win the game
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
the most points is how you win the game
hey buddy, that’s a nice ominous glow, it suits you
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
hey buddy, that’s a nice ominous glow, it suits you
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you're my hero, dawg... you've completely changed the way I consume media
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
you're my hero, dawg... you've completely changed the way I consume media
wizards need to learn respect and discipline to become true masters of the arts
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
wizards need to learn respect and discipline to become true masters of the arts
im processing certain information
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
im processing certain information
i’m interesting in trying out the thug life
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i’m interesting in trying out the thug life
feed me grapes please
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
feed me grapes please
the dark entity wants to know where his hug is
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the dark entity wants to know where his hug is
there is an ancient wizard doing god-knows-what in my kitchen right now
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
there is an ancient wizard doing god-knows-what in my kitchen right now
do you think it could happen if we believe
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
do you think it could happen if we believe
marking my territory
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
marking my territory
jumb of lie uh
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
jumb of lie uh
watch out, for i am about to chomp. i’m in the zone.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
watch out, for i am about to chomp. i’m in the zone.
activating “chomp mode”
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
activating “chomp mode”
i’m going for the double alley oop
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 AM
i’m going for the double alley oop
a frog walks into the bar, he asks to use the toad phone
January 30, 2026 at 10:23 AM
a frog walks into the bar, he asks to use the toad phone
they’re feeding me dinner
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
they’re feeding me dinner
lord have mercy on my sole
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
lord have mercy on my sole
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