MrJohnBusiness
@mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social
Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness
I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
Pinned
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
wife and youngest child
Do yall share your location with someone?
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
wife and youngest child
I am truly a sucker for toys and tie-ins cause why am I looking at the Stranger Things Polly Pocket and LEGO Wicked sets like
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am truly a sucker for toys and tie-ins cause why am I looking at the Stranger Things Polly Pocket and LEGO Wicked sets like
"the thing Dad will take care off"
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"the thing Dad will take care off"
I'm so tired of the Gavin Newsom hype train. Y'all never learn, never listen.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I'm so tired of the Gavin Newsom hype train. Y'all never learn, never listen.
Helen Hunt's interactions with Greg Kinnear in As Good As It Gets almost ruins the movie. I hate every scene they're in together.
HATE.
HATE.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Helen Hunt's interactions with Greg Kinnear in As Good As It Gets almost ruins the movie. I hate every scene they're in together.
HATE.
HATE.
Tried to make one of those Meati mushroom "steaks" with homemade horseradish sauce.
One of the worst things I've ever eaten. Tasted like a giant pencil eraser. I'll never forget this dining experience.
#cookingsky
One of the worst things I've ever eaten. Tasted like a giant pencil eraser. I'll never forget this dining experience.
#cookingsky
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tried to make one of those Meati mushroom "steaks" with homemade horseradish sauce.
One of the worst things I've ever eaten. Tasted like a giant pencil eraser. I'll never forget this dining experience.
#cookingsky
One of the worst things I've ever eaten. Tasted like a giant pencil eraser. I'll never forget this dining experience.
#cookingsky
Nah, they get plenty of light from not having curtains
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Nah, they get plenty of light from not having curtains
what's more virgin than an oven
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
what's more virgin than an oven
Constantly disappoint in spectacular fashion
What does Jeffries do?
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Constantly disappoint in spectacular fashion
Why doesn't anyone ever demand that bigots assimilate like they do with immigrants?
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Why doesn't anyone ever demand that bigots assimilate like they do with immigrants?
The one with Michael Keaton or the other horror?
Kicking off the holidays proper with Jack Frost
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The one with Michael Keaton or the other horror?
Diddy always got a remix in the cut
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Diddy always got a remix in the cut
If you start something you better finish it
How do couples decide who gets the pleasure from sex
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you start something you better finish it
Getting a woman an impromptu Deli-Dinger used to be game before Denny's stopped making them
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Getting a woman an impromptu Deli-Dinger used to be game before Denny's stopped making them
All y'all did was make me want to shove a brownie in a cupcake
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
All y'all did was make me want to shove a brownie in a cupcake
Nurture
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nurture
Me getting angry because the snow I planned around never came
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me getting angry because the snow I planned around never came
Whew! A time was had with last night's dinner.
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Whew! A time was had with last night's dinner.
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
Every time I want to get a gym membership, one of these videos pops up and HELL NO
Y'all men folk got hula hoops?
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Every time I want to get a gym membership, one of these videos pops up and HELL NO
Had a blast watching the Blastmaster KRS-One last night
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Had a blast watching the Blastmaster KRS-One last night