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MrJohnBusiness
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Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness

I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
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Y'all be careful with this one

youtu.be/kRn2DAggPEE?...
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
wife and youngest child
Do yall share your location with someone?
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I am truly a sucker for toys and tie-ins cause why am I looking at the Stranger Things Polly Pocket and LEGO Wicked sets like
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"the thing Dad will take care off"
What do you call this where yall from?
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I'm so tired of the Gavin Newsom hype train. Y'all never learn, never listen.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Helen Hunt's interactions with Greg Kinnear in As Good As It Gets almost ruins the movie. I hate every scene they're in together.

HATE.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Tried to make one of those Meati mushroom "steaks" with homemade horseradish sauce.

One of the worst things I've ever eaten. Tasted like a giant pencil eraser. I'll never forget this dining experience.

#cookingsky
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nah, they get plenty of light from not having curtains
Do white people leave the stove light on at night?

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December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
what's more virgin than an oven
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Constantly disappoint in spectacular fashion
What does Jeffries do?
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why doesn't anyone ever demand that bigots assimilate like they do with immigrants?
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The one with Michael Keaton or the other horror?
Kicking off the holidays proper with Jack Frost
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Diddy always got a remix in the cut
Diddy already got a side piece…
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you start something you better finish it
How do couples decide who gets the pleasure from sex
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Getting a woman an impromptu Deli-Dinger used to be game before Denny's stopped making them
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
All y'all did was make me want to shove a brownie in a cupcake
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nurture
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me getting angry because the snow I planned around never came
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whew! A time was had with last night's dinner.

Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie

#cookingsky
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every time I want to get a gym membership, one of these videos pops up and HELL NO
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Had a blast watching the Blastmaster KRS-One last night
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM