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🥚 mayo. 🥚
@mrmay0nnais3.bsky.social
hey, i'm mayo.
- idiotic
- funni (so idiotic)
- nsfw dni, in other words fuck off freaks
- pfp by powercheese1
- uhhh idk what else
@criscrosspoints.bsky.social okay time for a serious one

doomguy vs. kirby
the reason they started fighting is because doomguy mistook a red velvet cake (which kirby didn't know was poisoned) for a monster due to it looking like some organ-like demon that spews toxic white fluid (the icing)
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
okie so um

boat is retired now

mayo time
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@criscrosspoints.bsky.social Alright pal, listen to me for this one.
My name is Mayo. I am the one behind this account. I play competitive Pokémon, specifically Smogon. There is a metagame in Smogon, an Other Metagame to be exact. This metagame is known as Pure Hackmons.
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April 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is it just me or is it kinda chilly?
April 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Happy Valentine's Day to you all! Just remember to give some sympathy to the singles out there. :3
February 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
70 FOLLOWERS HTRHWKFKWKFKNDNFM
a person is sitting on a boat with a suzuki outboard motor on top of them
ALT: a person is sitting on a boat with a suzuki outboard motor on top of them
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January 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
it's been a while. the top of my sea thawed, how have you all been?
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Back. To. Back.
January 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
THE BOAT BRAND IS EXPANDING! 60 FOLLOWERS FUSIFKLDKAKDKSJFJSKDKCKSKVKDKCKKCKVKFN
a group of hamsters are sitting on the deck of a yacht called bikini
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December 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
today, whilst looking at my fellow carrites, I realized that the only carrites car follows on bluesky are @terraterracotta.bsky.social and @bloxy47.bsky.social

@garn47.bsky.social PLEASE FOLLOW ME 😭😭😭
December 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
everyone who sees this, please follow my friend ched (@crpt47.bsky.social) and his creator (and my creator's friend) power! :3 (@powercheese1.bsky.social)
December 4, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games.

Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.

(reposts welcome to spread the word)
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYAAAA 50 FOLLOWERS 😻
a toy boat is floating in a swimming pool
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November 29, 2024 at 2:22 AM
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 AM
@detroitlions.bsky.social
somebody I know told me to post this here, so here you go! a list of different stats comparing you to the chiefs! hope you win it all this year, you deserve it :3
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
thank for 40 followers :3
as a gift, here is this funny meme i made!

my bluesky be like:
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
30 followers 🤑
November 8, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by 🥚 mayo. 🥚
I have been showing my twitter friends some attention but i also wanted to sculpt some of my blue sky friends.
@gikki2.bsky.social @qharn47.bsky.social @tarbifromgridplane.bsky.social @tarn07.bsky.social @posidn47.bsky.social
hope you fellas like it!
November 6, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 9:15 PM
yay, 25 followers!
November 3, 2024 at 10:27 PM
oh my fishing god, we hit 20 followers on halloween 😱😱😱
October 31, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I drew the banner :3
October 29, 2024 at 11:44 PM
my halloween costume, am @ganr47.bsky.social :3
October 27, 2024 at 2:25 PM