This week I has mostly barked at;

Figgy pudding

A twig

A Trappist Monk

Lugh Lamfhota

Depth

Trilobites

Kevin the Chaffinch

Another twig

Pumpkin spiced anything

Cola cubes

Dovetail joints

An underdone sprout

Echos

Chervil

Cloisters

Spray tanned Yingees fuckwits

and

Ohio.

This week, I have mostly barked at;

Plantain

The RSPCA

Echos

Lense wipes

Jousting

Pantone 19-3642

The Aquitaine Progression

Sea urchins

Casimir Lefaucheux

The deep breath before the plunge

Sodium

H. H. Asquith

Mint Toffos

Kevin the Chaffinch

Soup in boxes

and

Ipswich.

This I has mostly barked at;

The Damnonii

Droitwich

Pitta bread

Tomatoes

Elbows

Grimpen Mire

Sophocles

Modified atmosphere packaging

Herpetologists

Sun Tzu and the art of stating the fucking obvious

Belinda Carlisle

Feathers

Jamilia

and

Carcassonne.

This week, I have mostly barked at

The Troposphere

Cravats

Spillage

The Ark of the Covenant

A warehouse in Missouri

Block chain

Spathas

Any BBC drama lacking Olivia Coleman

Trews

Pylons

Hair

Snapchat

Any number greater than twelve

Soap

and

Haltwhistle.

This week, I have mostly barked at

Things generic

The number twelve

Reflexology and other such bullshit

Palm trees

Kevin the Chaffinch

The scent of lupins

Massive sheep

Nougat, the pink bit

The Mead Hall menu

Sophistication

Tribbles

Silver on the tree

and

Pitlochry

BARK!

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BARK!