Basti
@mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
Some smelly 40+ German rat guy
Hallo. Ist Windelsch da? Vorname Inseine.
I aim for the most niche of audiences.
I aim for the most niche of audiences.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hallo. Ist Windelsch da? Vorname Inseine.
I aim for the most niche of audiences.
I aim for the most niche of audiences.
Reposted by Basti
It’s was 25 years ago that I discovered that I wasn’t the only weird fraggle out there…
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s was 25 years ago that I discovered that I wasn’t the only weird fraggle out there…
I drew a picture. And the physical therapist asked me how I've managed to turn my back into concrete again since the last session.
Can't stand, can't sit, can't walk or run. Gymnastics twice a week. I don't even buy shoes with laces anymore. It's a constant battle against deterioration. Ah, fun.
Can't stand, can't sit, can't walk or run. Gymnastics twice a week. I don't even buy shoes with laces anymore. It's a constant battle against deterioration. Ah, fun.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I drew a picture. And the physical therapist asked me how I've managed to turn my back into concrete again since the last session.
Can't stand, can't sit, can't walk or run. Gymnastics twice a week. I don't even buy shoes with laces anymore. It's a constant battle against deterioration. Ah, fun.
Can't stand, can't sit, can't walk or run. Gymnastics twice a week. I don't even buy shoes with laces anymore. It's a constant battle against deterioration. Ah, fun.
Had a whole series planned. Indestructible Ancient Alien Dinosaurs And A High Mortality Rate Rat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Had a whole series planned. Indestructible Ancient Alien Dinosaurs And A High Mortality Rate Rat.
Finally plopped that external hard drive with all the backups into the new PC. Only took me about a year and a few. Whole lot of projects that I totally forgot about.
When the old craptop croaked I lost so much motivation. At least I didn't lose much work.
When the old craptop croaked I lost so much motivation. At least I didn't lose much work.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Finally plopped that external hard drive with all the backups into the new PC. Only took me about a year and a few. Whole lot of projects that I totally forgot about.
When the old craptop croaked I lost so much motivation. At least I didn't lose much work.
When the old craptop croaked I lost so much motivation. At least I didn't lose much work.
Ah, poopoo. I'm designing a new dino while I haven't even put a color scheme on the one I created last year. And I was wondering where I left his refs. I didn't draw anything besides the kink stuff on paper.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ah, poopoo. I'm designing a new dino while I haven't even put a color scheme on the one I created last year. And I was wondering where I left his refs. I didn't draw anything besides the kink stuff on paper.
Had the sudden urge to quickly design a new character that's been haunting around in my head.
Another raptor. Because you can never have enough of those.
Another raptor. Because you can never have enough of those.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Had the sudden urge to quickly design a new character that's been haunting around in my head.
Another raptor. Because you can never have enough of those.
Another raptor. Because you can never have enough of those.
Recently we had one of my favorite topics. German videogame censorship.
The lack of red ketchup is just brutal and I consider it a human rights violation that you can't shoot mustache man in the face. It got better, but I'm still scarred from the dark days of oil for blood.
The lack of red ketchup is just brutal and I consider it a human rights violation that you can't shoot mustache man in the face. It got better, but I'm still scarred from the dark days of oil for blood.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Recently we had one of my favorite topics. German videogame censorship.
The lack of red ketchup is just brutal and I consider it a human rights violation that you can't shoot mustache man in the face. It got better, but I'm still scarred from the dark days of oil for blood.
The lack of red ketchup is just brutal and I consider it a human rights violation that you can't shoot mustache man in the face. It got better, but I'm still scarred from the dark days of oil for blood.
I can't tell an English accent apart from an American or Australian.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can't tell an English accent apart from an American or Australian.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
I wonder if there is fall damage! Only one way to find out!
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wonder if there is fall damage! Only one way to find out!
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
I have a mouth, but I scream with my eyes; if I had any.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have a mouth, but I scream with my eyes; if I had any.
Reposted by Basti
My Ex is quite a sponge. So when we seperated, I kept on living like with him. Basically like Scrooge McDuck; turning every penny twice, re-using tea bags and stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My Ex is quite a sponge. So when we seperated, I kept on living like with him. Basically like Scrooge McDuck; turning every penny twice, re-using tea bags and stuff.
Why, look at that. Christmas came early this year.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why, look at that. Christmas came early this year.
I feel naked without my backpack. Or Rucksack. I'm a sack rat. Or, how we say in German. Eine Sackratte.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I feel naked without my backpack. Or Rucksack. I'm a sack rat. Or, how we say in German. Eine Sackratte.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
Depending on how you measure, I could count as a late Gen-X or as an early Millennial. That grey zone of the early 80ies.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Depending on how you measure, I could count as a late Gen-X or as an early Millennial. That grey zone of the early 80ies.
I didn't notice that I've turned it Hans Moleman, but here we are.
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
Moleman in the morning
YouTube video by mscott7426
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I didn't notice that I've turned it Hans Moleman, but here we are.
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
Back in the early 2000s I tried to get into manga. I think I never managed to get any volume of City Hunter after number 5 or so. After that I couldn't find anything anywhere.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Back in the early 2000s I tried to get into manga. I think I never managed to get any volume of City Hunter after number 5 or so. After that I couldn't find anything anywhere.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
Back when I was in trade school I bought my Ex a deep fryer. We had fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Peeps always said I smelled like an entire fast food joint. Gained 30kg that I didn't manage to shake in 20 years.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Back when I was in trade school I bought my Ex a deep fryer. We had fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Peeps always said I smelled like an entire fast food joint. Gained 30kg that I didn't manage to shake in 20 years.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
Senseless Violence, oh yeah.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Senseless Violence, oh yeah.
Here's another funny tidbit about my upbringing. Family wasn't keen on physical contact. No hugs, no nothing.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Here's another funny tidbit about my upbringing. Family wasn't keen on physical contact. No hugs, no nothing.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
Boy, I used a lot of this dot matrix printer paper when I was 10. Even for paintings and crap.
Thanks, parental units.
Thanks, parental units.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Boy, I used a lot of this dot matrix printer paper when I was 10. Even for paintings and crap.
Thanks, parental units.
Thanks, parental units.
The old hag found my old report cards and other crap from my youth and shoved it in my mailbox.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The old hag found my old report cards and other crap from my youth and shoved it in my mailbox.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
Harrison Wolff is, hands down, my favorite DJ on Two Point Radio. Whenever he's on, I skip the music.
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
Harrison Wolf - Two Point Radio Host (Two Point Campus)
YouTube video by Genevieve G
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Harrison Wolff is, hands down, my favorite DJ on Two Point Radio. Whenever he's on, I skip the music.
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
Reposted by Basti
