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mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social
Disgruntled Pelican
@mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social
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Lover of many long books and one short man. PK & elementary art teacher. (She/her)
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 5d
Oh god, I must not have been paying enough attention. 😓
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 7d
I tried watching, but I didn’t make it through the first episode because the whole deadly global pandemic thing made me feel too upset and panicky (can’t imagine why). I need to try again, because everyone whose taste I trust loved it, and I loved the book.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 8d
You never know when someone might need an emergency ring bearer. Or award show host.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 8d
Why did we wait so long into this season of The Diplomat before really deploying Bradley Whitford? First Lady Todd is EVERYTHING.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 8d
I am also clearly not the target audience. 😂
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 8d
I listened to a podcast in which they described the plot of the movie in detail and I found it so *incredibly upsetting* that I can’t imagine actually watching the movie.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 22d
I’ll buy his plane ticket.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 22d
Yes, it gives them bad face! And that’s all that matter!
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 22d
But Mike! It’s bona fide!
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 24d
Awwww yeah, you guys knew I needed something good to listen to on my commute today!
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27d
I used to be in charge of purchasing supplies for the small school where I worked, and I’d go to Walmart at midnight during the summer sales to load up my cart with glue sticks, folders, and pencils. That way no one had to wait in line behind me while my zillions of items got rung up. 😂
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27d
I personally have been crying to years old episodes of Bake Off.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27d
I reaaally thought [redacted] was falling into the quarry this episode.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27d
Attn @ifbookspod.bsky.social
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28d
Whoa, I had no idea that a flapjack in America is an entirely different animal from a UK flapjack.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
I get irrationally(?) angry when watching Bake Off and the judges’ primary criticism is that something should have baked longer. GIVE THEM A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME THEN.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
They’ve definitely been training telekinetic children for nefarious purposes In there.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
I have faith in yours and Peter’s powers of bitchiness!
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
If only there were a podcast wherein some very smart and snarky dudes skewered awful books…
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
Made a veritable vat of chicken tortilla yesterday. 🫡
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
The lady at the peach farm we visit swears by sitting them on the windowsill to ripen.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
Me too! It’s on my sad sack playlist. 😂
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
Primo song for laying on the floor and drowning in the feels.
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
Mine was big into snacking on toothpaste We had to start hiding it between brushings. Then he moved on to play dough. 😬
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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29d
I was deep in postpartum hormones and filled with absolute DREAD the first time I took my baby in to get his shots, and what did they have playing in the lobby of the doctor’s office but The Land Before Fucking Time. I was a sobbing mess by the time it was our turn. 😂
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