David Sharp
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mrsharp.bsky.social
David Sharp
@mrsharp.bsky.social
Lovely assistant.
Blue-collar crime: steal $200, you go to jail for nine years

White-collar crime: steal $200,000, you go to jail for three years

Gold-collar crime: steal an entire country, you get billions in kickbacks and crypto

America: the more you steal, the less we punish you
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The best time to plant a tree is in the fall, during the dormant phase of the growth cycle. The worst time is when the tree is a christofascist white nationalist fuckchud.
August 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM