Alex Woytcke
@mrwhitekey.bsky.social
Alex Woytcke • /A-liks WYT-kee/ • He/Him • noun 1: Filmmaker 2: Artist 3: Nerd
Eating disorders suck ass
Never get one
Never get one
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Eating disorders suck ass
Never get one
Never get one
Fuck ICE
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck MAGA
Fuck you if you can’t see with your eyes that someone was murdered in cold blood
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck MAGA
Fuck you if you can’t see with your eyes that someone was murdered in cold blood
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Fuck ICE
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck MAGA
Fuck you if you can’t see with your eyes that someone was murdered in cold blood
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck MAGA
Fuck you if you can’t see with your eyes that someone was murdered in cold blood
I miss having AMC A-List.
Marcus has something similar but it’s not the same.
Marcus has something similar but it’s not the same.
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I miss having AMC A-List.
Marcus has something similar but it’s not the same.
Marcus has something similar but it’s not the same.
The pipeline from a failed artist to a conservative grifter is a straight line
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The pipeline from a failed artist to a conservative grifter is a straight line
Fuck AI slop, pick up a pencil or a camera for Christ sake.
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fuck AI slop, pick up a pencil or a camera for Christ sake.
Seal core is becoming my favorite kind of brain rot
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Seal core is becoming my favorite kind of brain rot
Arguing with random strangers online day in and day out is incredibly sad and pathetic
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Arguing with random strangers online day in and day out is incredibly sad and pathetic
I am of the opinion that most friendship drama can all be solved by a weekly bowling night
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am of the opinion that most friendship drama can all be solved by a weekly bowling night
Everyone: “You need to watch ___insert show here___ ! You’ll love it!
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Everyone: “You need to watch ___insert show here___ ! You’ll love it!
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
It’s a stone Luigi, you didn’t make it
October 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It’s a stone Luigi, you didn’t make it
Reposted by Alex Woytcke
You are in fact seeing this correctly. Our feature presentation this week is none other than Super Mario Bros!
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
June 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You are in fact seeing this correctly. Our feature presentation this week is none other than Super Mario Bros!
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
Let’s see a disc release
‘BARBARIAN’ is now streaming on Netflix.
See which other movies just got added to Netflix: bit.ly/JuneFlix25
See which other movies just got added to Netflix: bit.ly/JuneFlix25
June 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let’s see a disc release
It feels good to get out and start filming and editing again. Making moves to the life I wanna achieve. Practice makes perfect.
May 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It feels good to get out and start filming and editing again. Making moves to the life I wanna achieve. Practice makes perfect.
I made a joke about the Pope dying on Easter to my family, and then he died a day later on my birthday. Okay, I get it, I won’t joke about death anymore.
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I made a joke about the Pope dying on Easter to my family, and then he died a day later on my birthday. Okay, I get it, I won’t joke about death anymore.
Everyone around me is having kids and here I am just trying to keep it together
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Everyone around me is having kids and here I am just trying to keep it together
Reposted by Alex Woytcke
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
I finally deleted the Twitter app off my phone. It was a long time coming but was needed. You can find me on here or Instagram/Facebook.
March 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I finally deleted the Twitter app off my phone. It was a long time coming but was needed. You can find me on here or Instagram/Facebook.
I miss the desert
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I miss the desert
Revolution is inevitable
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Revolution is inevitable
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump
November 20, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump