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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Apr 15

It’s one thing to think your boss doesn’t respect you. It’s another thing to find out it’s actually true. Pulling the corporate ladder up behind you is no way to run a business.

msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Mar 18

Me looking at my coworkers:

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Mar 18

Nothing is more difficult than trying to maintain a customer service voice when you are mentally drained.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Mar 8

At my kids pinewood derby comp. Every child is walking around drinking hot coco outta #dunkin cups. I love Massachusetts.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Feb 5

Elon just really needs to touch grass. Going after *checks notes*
r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · Feb 4

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Feb 2

Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.

msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 26

The playlist at work is playing #articmonkeys AND #boniver ? Ok universe, I see you. Throw in some #unclelucious for the hat trick please?

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 26

So much power. So hot. Luv.

msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 25

Pro tip: if an employee tells you they don’t feel safe, your response shouldn’t be “do you think it’s you” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 23

Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 22

If you really want to have some fun, read the book of Matthew. My man was petty, sarcastic, and he’s the reason why we have sassy Jesus.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 22

I CALL DIBS FIRST

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 22

They tasted great, and that’s all that matters.

msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 21

I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 17

Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 15

I’m at that age where I find myself attending more wakes than weddings. Until we meet again, friend.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 14

Love this little murder mittens #cats

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Jan 12

Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Nov 30

Someone is plotting my demise

msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Nov 28

I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Nov 27

In the 🍃 industry, today is our Black Friday. I got my #1 closing and the Xmas music doesn’t start til Friday. Let’s gggooooooo. Happy #greenwednesday y’all

msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Nov 24

I work w/a staunch Trumper who is trying to convince the rest of us that “he’s one of the good ones”. My Brother in Christ:

a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him

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DukeVulture - Zombie Goblin Wizard @dukevulture.bsky.social · Nov 22

What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.

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msamaris.bsky.social @msamaris.bsky.social · Nov 22

If anyone needs me I’ll be bumping #GNX by #kendricklamar until further notice.

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