banner
msamaris.bsky.social
@msamaris.bsky.social
9 followers 19 following 28 posts
5ft nothing weirdo. Embracer of the weird. My foot spends more time in my mouth than on the ground.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
It’s one thing to think your boss doesn’t respect you. It’s another thing to find out it’s actually true. Pulling the corporate ladder up behind you is no way to run a business.
Me looking at my coworkers:
Nothing is more difficult than trying to maintain a customer service voice when you are mentally drained.
At my kids pinewood derby comp. Every child is walking around drinking hot coco outta #dunkin cups. I love Massachusetts.
Elon just really needs to touch grass. Going after *checks notes*
r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.
Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.
The playlist at work is playing #articmonkeys AND #boniver ? Ok universe, I see you. Throw in some #unclelucious for the hat trick please?
So much power. So hot. Luv.
Pro tip: if an employee tells you they don’t feel safe, your response shouldn’t be “do you think it’s you” 🤦🏼‍♀️
Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:
If you really want to have some fun, read the book of Matthew. My man was petty, sarcastic, and he’s the reason why we have sassy Jesus.
a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway with his arm outstretched
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway with his arm outstretched
media.tenor.com
They tasted great, and that’s all that matters.
I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:
Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.
I’m at that age where I find myself attending more wakes than weddings. Until we meet again, friend.
Love this little murder mittens #cats
Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.
Someone is plotting my demise
I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.
In the 🍃 industry, today is our Black Friday. I got my #1 closing and the Xmas music doesn’t start til Friday. Let’s gggooooooo. Happy #greenwednesday y’all
Reposted
What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
If anyone needs me I’ll be bumping #GNX by #kendricklamar until further notice.