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haikyuu takes up so much of my brainπ
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it's important to me that y'all know this idea came to me as i was driving to work this morning. and also that i love the comment section and everyone's silly thoughts
somehow the national team ends up debating who has the best tits. obviously they nominate bokuto and ushijima but then iwaizumi gets inbolved and he gets thrown into it all too. atsumu tries to get himself added to the "best tits" competition, but promptly gets ignored.
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
it's important to me that y'all know this idea came to me as i was driving to work this morning. and also that i love the comment section and everyone's silly thoughts
and of course it was one he didn't even know that rin took lol
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
and of course it was one he didn't even know that rin took lol
he gets a crazy amount of new customers at the shop and he has no clue why
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
he gets a crazy amount of new customers at the shop and he has no clue why
i love this. joint best tits bros
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
i love this. joint best tits bros
the day comes to reveal the winner and guess who it was?
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
the day comes to reveal the winner and guess who it was?
in the old seijo group chat they're split between voting for iwa (bc they love him) or for ushi (to piss off oikawa). most of the karasuno and nekoma alum vote for bokuto. obvs shiritorazowa go for ushi. inarizaki root for their unofficial national team member.
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
in the old seijo group chat they're split between voting for iwa (bc they love him) or for ushi (to piss off oikawa). most of the karasuno and nekoma alum vote for bokuto. obvs shiritorazowa go for ushi. inarizaki root for their unofficial national team member.
kenma reposts it so of course it goes viral. there are hundreds of thousands of votes in just one day and it starts to get a little crazy. the team playing it off as indifferent, but they are curious to see who wins.
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
kenma reposts it so of course it goes viral. there are hundreds of thousands of votes in just one day and it starts to get a little crazy. the team playing it off as indifferent, but they are curious to see who wins.
kuroo ends up making a post on the national team's social media pages asking fans to vote. the pictures of each player are chosen by their partners and added as the "portfolio" for fans to
base their opinions off of.
base their opinions off of.
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
kuroo ends up making a post on the national team's social media pages asking fans to vote. the pictures of each player are chosen by their partners and added as the "portfolio" for fans to
base their opinions off of.
base their opinions off of.
so the lineup is settled - ushijima, bokuto, iwaizumi, and osamu! but how could the team ever choose? some are more invested in others and obviously their partners are incredibly biased. word gets to kuroo (bo telling him how he's gonna win, he's sure of it) and kuroo finding a great marketing angle
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
so the lineup is settled - ushijima, bokuto, iwaizumi, and osamu! but how could the team ever choose? some are more invested in others and obviously their partners are incredibly biased. word gets to kuroo (bo telling him how he's gonna win, he's sure of it) and kuroo finding a great marketing angle
suna jokes that osamu would be a better candidate, and then the majority of the team decide yeah he should be involved too. atusmu is distraught.
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
suna jokes that osamu would be a better candidate, and then the majority of the team decide yeah he should be involved too. atusmu is distraught.
somehow the national team ends up debating who has the best tits. obviously they nominate bokuto and ushijima but then iwaizumi gets inbolved and he gets thrown into it all too. atsumu tries to get himself added to the "best tits" competition, but promptly gets ignored.
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
somehow the national team ends up debating who has the best tits. obviously they nominate bokuto and ushijima but then iwaizumi gets inbolved and he gets thrown into it all too. atsumu tries to get himself added to the "best tits" competition, but promptly gets ignored.
anyways my head hurts from crying so much and i can't even sleep it off for another 3 hours! and i have to go back and teach in the morning
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
anyways my head hurts from crying so much and i can't even sleep it off for another 3 hours! and i have to go back and teach in the morning
my boss made me cry in a meeting today! she belittled me and is makimg me do extra work bc she doesn't like how i teach! it was at the end of the day, then i immediately had to go to the school district for a training, and immediately after that I'm at another training until i go to bed
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
my boss made me cry in a meeting today! she belittled me and is makimg me do extra work bc she doesn't like how i teach! it was at the end of the day, then i immediately had to go to the school district for a training, and immediately after that I'm at another training until i go to bed
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February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i need to just write my stupuc bkakkrkn airport idea bc i can't stop laughing at these thoughts I'm having
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
i need to just write my stupuc bkakkrkn airport idea bc i can't stop laughing at these thoughts I'm having
sure my sister sucks, but she does get me free flights so i get mini trips pretty often and i think that makes up for a good chunk of her being a massive pain in my ass
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
sure my sister sucks, but she does get me free flights so i get mini trips pretty often and i think that makes up for a good chunk of her being a massive pain in my ass
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#bokuaka π omegaverse
omega keiji who is on the cusp of going into his heat, where everything is just kind of uncomfortable, and alpha koutarou who takes such good care of him.
he has the omega straddling his lap, resting his face in the crook of his neck as kou gets him to relax.
omega keiji who is on the cusp of going into his heat, where everything is just kind of uncomfortable, and alpha koutarou who takes such good care of him.
he has the omega straddling his lap, resting his face in the crook of his neck as kou gets him to relax.
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
#bokuaka π omegaverse
omega keiji who is on the cusp of going into his heat, where everything is just kind of uncomfortable, and alpha koutarou who takes such good care of him.
he has the omega straddling his lap, resting his face in the crook of his neck as kou gets him to relax.
omega keiji who is on the cusp of going into his heat, where everything is just kind of uncomfortable, and alpha koutarou who takes such good care of him.
he has the omega straddling his lap, resting his face in the crook of his neck as kou gets him to relax.
went to the gym for a class to learn how to barbell backsquat and at three different times in the session the trainer asked me if i had done this before and then at the end he said i think you're gonna be great at these and anyways i think i won the gym and dint have to go anymore
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
went to the gym for a class to learn how to barbell backsquat and at three different times in the session the trainer asked me if i had done this before and then at the end he said i think you're gonna be great at these and anyways i think i won the gym and dint have to go anymore
a student asked when my birthday was and i told him "september, at the beginning of the school year" and he told me "for next year when you're my teacher again, when it's your birthday I'm gonna get you that green drink you drink all the time"
to be loved is to be seen lol. i love my students π
to be loved is to be seen lol. i love my students π
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
a student asked when my birthday was and i told him "september, at the beginning of the school year" and he told me "for next year when you're my teacher again, when it's your birthday I'm gonna get you that green drink you drink all the time"
to be loved is to be seen lol. i love my students π
to be loved is to be seen lol. i love my students π
yeah but she knows I'm gonna walk when i graduate bc i did all the work and paid all the money. I'm like 80% sure i'll pass my defense and everything 1st try but still gotta do it ya know?
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
yeah but she knows I'm gonna walk when i graduate bc i did all the work and paid all the money. I'm like 80% sure i'll pass my defense and everything 1st try but still gotta do it ya know?
lol i think she's mad bc this will be my 4th in 4 years. but yes! out of spite (and bc it's cute) i will be making a bigger deal out of this one! also, thank you love you and all your support π
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
lol i think she's mad bc this will be my 4th in 4 years. but yes! out of spite (and bc it's cute) i will be making a bigger deal out of this one! also, thank you love you and all your support π
i take back the nice thing i said about my sister. i told her i applied for graduation (my MASTERS) and she told me i needed to stop bothering everyone by walking in every graduation i earn. like this is huge! i get it, you never graduated and dropped out of a jc but I'm proud to be so educated
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i take back the nice thing i said about my sister. i told her i applied for graduation (my MASTERS) and she told me i needed to stop bothering everyone by walking in every graduation i earn. like this is huge! i get it, you never graduated and dropped out of a jc but I'm proud to be so educated
the 100th day of school has gotta be one of the best days of the year. the school year is about half way through, kids dress like they're 100 years old and i get to wear my repurposed bokuto cosplay wig and pajamas. a win for everyone!
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
the 100th day of school has gotta be one of the best days of the year. the school year is about half way through, kids dress like they're 100 years old and i get to wear my repurposed bokuto cosplay wig and pajamas. a win for everyone!