Mathew Schaffer
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Mathew Schaffer
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Dad, tech nerd, programmer
@marcoarment.bsky.social This is going to sound crazy, because it is, but the best & easiest software for making a slideshow was Microsoft’s Movie Maker. It was part of the old Windows Live suite of apps from years ago. It’s been discontinued, but if you can find an installer, it still works.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We’ve now had 3 of the most insane finishes in the span of four days. #nfl
We had two of the most insane finishes in the span of three days. I love football. #nfl
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ok maybe AI is good after all
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dak looks stoked on the sideline just now. He must have taken a peek at his countdown to Cancun calendar. #nfl
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ceedee Lamb, sponsored by Butterfinger #nfl
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Also Dallas sucks go Birds!
We had two of the most insane finishes in the span of three days. I love football. #nfl
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We had two of the most insane finishes in the span of three days. I love football. #nfl
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Narrator voice: They probably won’t
Are the packers going to beat the bears without Parsons AND Love? #nfl
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Are the packers going to beat the bears without Parsons AND Love? #nfl
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The Eagles have clinched the NFC East once again, while the Cowboys have been officially eliminated from the playoffs.
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m still not convinced trump can read
Barack Obama just released the list of his favorite books from 2025. I’m sure Trump is finalizing his list of favorite books from this year as well.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Literally the dumbest person on the planet, and people idolize this man
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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How could the winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize speak so ill of someone brutally murdered just hours ago?
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can’t believe the cowboys lost this game. Didn’t they see how much Dak was clapping on the sideline?
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Cowboys are fist in the league in punchable faces
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m pulling for the chiefs on this one because I like Minshew, but if it comes down to a butker kick, nothing would make me happier than a wide-right miss
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Americans! Take a look at the App Store before the day is up.

😎
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When the only personality you have is “guns”
Kyle Rittenhouse got married.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Got my new keycap from @snazzylabs.com. Love it! 40/128
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
But I guess AJ got a bunch of targets right 😡
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
For a dude who is as vocal as AJ, maybe catch the ball when it comes your way #eagles #nfl
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I think if Trump’s mom had hugged him once in a while when he was a kid then wearing that medal today wouldn’t have been as big of a deal to him.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Oh no, not this guy...
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Breaking news: Refs are a joke. How much more can they help the broncos on this drive?
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM