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February 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Vale James Van Der Beek. 🕊️
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
As Attorney General, Pamela Jo Bondi's one task is to uphold the law.

Yet Pamela Jo Bondi's one achievement as Attorney General has been to protect pedophiles.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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#Olympics explained:

Figure Discus.

Making use of the immense centrifugal forces generated during spins, figure skaters can earn bonus points by completing a successful discus throw.

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February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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#Olympics explained:

Winter Swan Lake.

A team sport, where teams must perform the Dance of the Cygnets in an attempt to break through the frozen lake to get to the fish below.

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February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I'd hate for these guys to become famous because of the #EpsteinFiles. 🤫

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Zurab Mikeladze
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February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
#Olympics explained:

Figure Discus.

Making use of the immense centrifugal forces generated during spins, figure skaters can earn bonus points by completing a successful discus throw.

#MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"Director Patel is looking everywhere for Mrs. Guthrie", an FBI spokesperson said.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
#Olympics explained:

Winter Swan Lake.

A team sport, where teams must perform the Dance of the Cygnets in an attempt to break through the frozen lake to get to the fish below.

#MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Jeffrey Epstein continues to show up in the Trump Files.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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#Olympics explained:

Downhill.

Gone In 60 Seconds on snow. A sport where competitors have their sports car stolen and they need to try to catch the offender on foot... or skis, as the case may be.

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February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
#Olympics explained:

Snowboard Moguls.

Basically a sport where sitting it out is the best option.

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February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
#Olympics explained:

Downhill.

Gone In 60 Seconds on snow. A sport where competitors have their sports car stolen and they need to try to catch the offender on foot... or skis, as the case may be.

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February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
#Olympics explained:

Frozen Riverdance.

An endurance sport where competitors recreate the ancient Irish tradition of tap dancing on a frozen sheet of ice to crack it, so they can catch fish for dinner.

Points awarded for the most fish caught.

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February 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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#Olympics explained:

Figure Fighting.

A sport where competitors strip down to their johns and attempt to beat each other senseless.

On ice.

... at least the swelling will go down quick.

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February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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#Olympics explained:

Big Mountain Pole Vault.

Big mountain pole vaulting, or extreme vaulting, combines all the thrills and spills of the pole vault with the use of avalanche probes to locate competitors after their jump.

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February 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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#Olympics explained:

Dysoning (demonstration sport).

An adaptation of curling, this demonstration sport picks up the craze that's not sweeping social media, using a vacuum cleaner to influence the path of a runaway pumpkin.

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February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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#Olympics explained:

Gridice.

Just like the #SuperBowl, but this sport sees two team of brawny man mountains take over the ice hockey rink to see who can score the most slidedowns.

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February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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#Olympics explained:

FormulaX.

Without doubt, Snowboardcross and Formula 1 bring the most spectacular tactics, passes and crashes to their respective audiences. FormulaX is the natural union of these two disciplines.

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February 9, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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#Olympics explained:

Long Slide.

Whilst starting off like the summer long jump event, competitors' distances in the long slide also include the distance they slide after landing.

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February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
#Olympics explained:

Cheese Chase.

Combining elements of cheese rolling, luge and pursuit skating, competitors must get their wheel of cheese to the finish in the fastest time, *but* finishing ahead of the cheese, else a DNF is recorded.

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February 9, 2026 at 10:06 AM