Mákos Tészta Kft.
@mtkft.bsky.social
3rd-culture Hungarian; Florida😔; ✡️ · she/it ⚙️🟥🟩🟦 22y, 25mo HRT · 18+;mdni (little to none of my account is kept safe and it would honestly be exhausting) · no alt text=no rs · discord (feel free): the same five letters · portfolio-,ish: mtkft.github.io
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Mákos Tészta Kft.
@mtkft.bsky.social
· May 13
the soporific radiation from my wife and muse
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interfaith dialogue is when I (Jewish) call her (Presbyterian) a good girl
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
interfaith dialogue is when I (Jewish) call her (Presbyterian) a good girl
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reposting this post is hot girl shit
April 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
reposting this post is hot girl shit
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on this fine Monday of rotting and skipping lectures, I am reminded of my twin purposes: embarrassing my wife in public and getting fractionated by my wife in public
April 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
on this fine Monday of rotting and skipping lectures, I am reminded of my twin purposes: embarrassing my wife in public and getting fractionated by my wife in public
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her pussy so tight I put microfilms in it and call it her safe deposit box
April 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
her pussy so tight I put microfilms in it and call it her safe deposit box
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see i had a hypno-themed hornypost earlier but i stayed too horny and distractable so i forgot to even post it
April 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
see i had a hypno-themed hornypost earlier but i stayed too horny and distractable so i forgot to even post it
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t4t e4e couple that's a civil engineer and a violent engineer (aerospace)
December 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
t4t e4e couple that's a civil engineer and a violent engineer (aerospace)
Revenge of the Sith anniversary screening saw me post very normal
I, too, love to crash a boat and get on a bus
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Revenge of the Sith anniversary screening saw me post very normal
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don't listen to the haters, please stick your dick in crazy
April 9, 2024 at 9:36 AM
don't listen to the haters, please stick your dick in crazy
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mods are asleep post hole
April 3, 2024 at 7:48 AM
mods are asleep post hole
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Yall ever just be layin there with someone asleep in your arms like damn i never wanna let any harm befall you for as long as you live? Cause damn
December 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Yall ever just be layin there with someone asleep in your arms like damn i never wanna let any harm befall you for as long as you live? Cause damn
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nonbinary the platypus???
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
nonbinary the platypus???
Napkin math suggests two years of medium-distance t4t dykery have put 14800mi on our respective EVs of varying intercity capability. Just in case @whatsrowenon.bsky.social hasn't worked out that I might love her at any cost
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Napkin math suggests two years of medium-distance t4t dykery have put 14800mi on our respective EVs of varying intercity capability. Just in case @whatsrowenon.bsky.social hasn't worked out that I might love her at any cost
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wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why
August 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why
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trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat
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Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!
August 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!
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how I like to cook eggs:
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
how I like to cook eggs:
- softboiled
- sunny-side-up
how I like to cook eggs:
- remind them they'll never beat the cutie allegations
- softboiled
- sunny-side-up
how I like to cook eggs:
- remind them they'll never beat the cutie allegations
April 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
how I like to cook eggs:
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
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You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
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our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
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what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
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Thanks to Zoom, started learning Yiddish at age 71. Now reading IB Singer and Chaim Grade in Yiddish. Shout out to YIVO, Workers Circle, and the Yiddish Book Center — without these east coast Jewish institutions, learning my mameloshen (mother tongue) would not have been possible. A sheynem dank!
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thanks to Zoom, started learning Yiddish at age 71. Now reading IB Singer and Chaim Grade in Yiddish. Shout out to YIVO, Workers Circle, and the Yiddish Book Center — without these east coast Jewish institutions, learning my mameloshen (mother tongue) would not have been possible. A sheynem dank!
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
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i am literally one of two people i have ever seen bring this up on main for normies to see
it’s ridiculous
it’s ridiculous
September 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i am literally one of two people i have ever seen bring this up on main for normies to see
it’s ridiculous
it’s ridiculous