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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

Zombies. Ravenous. Relentless. Cute? Integra isn’t a typical zombie. She’s a zombified genetic experiment who’s hunted by the organization who made her. But when a shy redheaded teen falls for her, can she start over? There’s also another problem. She doesn’t remember ANYTHING
#DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

‘A soul who’ll tell you never the skies is a soul who’ll tell you nothing but lies.’ Marilynn longed to join the mice and sparrows of the Royal Sky Force, protecting her queen from the rats and ravens to the North. But when an unexpected threat emerges, she may finally have her chance.
#DVpit #MG #F

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu
WARM BODIESXSTRANGER THINGS
A geeky teen falls for a super-beauty-undead-cutie, hiding her from a shady organization with the help of her hacker cousin and conspiracy-inclined aunt. It’s Twilight but funny and gay. Also, zombies.
#DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR #Latine #ND

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

Interesting. Hope you get a like!

mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

⚔️🐭Marilynn of Mayflower🐭⚔️
The first book of The Mayflower Trilogy. Inspired by the Redwall series, it deals less with traveling and feasts to focus on amazing aerial action like in How to Train Your Dragon.
Brave Mice.
Evil snakes.
Loyal Sparrows.
Vampiric bats.
One heroic adventure.
#DVpit #MG #F

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

Hope this makes a splash! Best of luck to you.😀

mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 2d

My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu
A ton of witty fun?✔️
#LGBT themes/characters?✔️
A diorama of Highschool drama?✔️
Shady corpos doing shady corpo things?✔️
Cute zombie girls who’re more thot than rot?✔️
A love story that puts the romance back into necromancy?✔️✔️
#DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR #Latine #ND #DIS

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Well, I understand that problem all too well lol. Wishing you luck though!

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

You know, I'd never thought I needed a magical Chernobyl in my life but here we are. Hope you get some likes, this sounds like a blast. (oof, phrasing?)

mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Loving the art. I wish I could draw lol.

mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds neat! Rooting for you😊

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Very interesting. I like it❤️

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Loving the comps! Hope you get a like today😊

mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Cool, hope you find an agent or publisher with this one! I don't see witches, I sea witches lol.😜

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds like fun! Wishing you luck.😊

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

REDWALLXHOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
When her home is destroyed and father slain by the forces of the King of the Cobras, a young noblemouse seeks to join the Royal Sky Force with her best friend (a sparrow both brave and true) to free their valley from his army of vampire bats and snakes.
#DVpit #MG #F

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Family drama's one of those things that are bad in reality, but compelling in fiction lol🙂❤️

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

When Blaire is forced to move to the south, she fears her life is over. But she meets Integra, a cute undead girl, she finds what it means to live. With help from her quirky family, Blaire must keep her new zombae safe from an evil corpo and the horrors of surviving highschool
#DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

🏹Marilynn of Mayflower🐭
In the land of Musterra, a young mouse named Marilynn had nothing to fear but the rats and ravens of the north. But when an army of vampiric bats and vile snakes invades their valley, she and her friends must face this new foe, while making amends with old ones.
#DVpit #MG #F

Commissioned by @jonathanchimney.bsky.social

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Me falling into your story lol:

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you. As soon as I'm done with you 50 pages, I'll send you 50 pages more lol😊

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 3d

When a cute zombae falls into Blaire’s life, she can barely believe it. Gothy, hot, and technically alive, Integra is her ideal girl. But when a shady organization comes after her dateful dead, she must stop their army of undead goons from taking the romance out of necromancy.
#DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR

commissioned by anhedonia4040 on discord

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 6d

#DVparty
Here's the opening to 'My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu'
'Blaire never thought she would be killed by a zombie. Sure, a premature death could come from anywhere. A broken ladder, heart disease, or some bad sushi . But not a death this ridiculous. Afterall, zombies were not real, right?'

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 6d

#DVparty
Here's the opening to 'My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu'
'Blaire never thought she would be killed by a zombie. Sure, a premature death could come from anywhere. A broken ladder, heart disease, or some bad sushi . But not a death this ridiculous. Afterall, zombies were not real, right?'

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mtmpitner.bsky.social @mtmpitner.bsky.social · 11d

Thank you🙂

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